If you have access to one you might already know this, but your digital assistant (Google, Siri, probably Alexa) will tell you a joke if you ask. I do this sometimes for my own amusement or in search of a joke I can send to my family. Plenty of these jokes are not very good, …
Category Archives: jokes
Making A Baby
A guy says to the bartender, “My wife and I are trying to make a baby.” “Congratulations,” says the bartender. “Thanks,” the guy replies. “We’re almost done. We just need to find a head and a left foot.”
Wait, A What?
A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a bar. The rabbit says, “I think I’m a typo.”
Let’s All Laugh At The Coronavirus
Norm Macdonald did some Coronavirus material at one of his live shows back when we used to have those. Let’s watch it and maybe have a chuckle or three. Part 1: and part 2:
Some Jokes And A Quick Reminder
It’s been a good while since somebody has gotten in touch to get upset by a joke, but since someone recently did, it’s time for your occasional reminder that these are jokes. They are neither personal opinions nor personal attacks, and they are not always for everyone. They range from complete silliness to things that …
A Few Quick Jokes
*My mum said to me, “Take your umbrella, it looks like rain.” I said, “No it doesn’t. It looks like a stick with spokes attached which is covered in fabric.” The woman’s delusional. *I was walking through Glasgow today, when I was stopped by a representative from Aquafresh Toothpaste. She said, “Did you know that …
Double-Decker Bus
The Irish-American Society from Hackensack and the Polish-American Society from Hackensack charter a double-decker bus to go to Atlantic City for the weekend. The Irish-Americans are on the bottom of the bus, and the Polish-Americans are on the top. The Irish-Americans are drinking and whooping it up, when one of them realizes he doesn’t hear …
Snake Bite
Two brothers are out hunting. One of them stops to take a leak. As he’s doing his business, a rattlesnake suddenly bites him right on the penis. “Lie down and don’t move or the poison will kill you,” says the other brother. “I’ll run and get a doctor.” He runs into town and eventually finds …
You’re A Turtle?
A guy shows up at a costume party with a girl on his back. “Hey Bob, what in the heck are you supposed to be?” asks the host as he answers the door. “I’m a turtle,” says Bob. “A turtle?” asks his friend. “How are you a turtle?” “Of course I’m a turtle,” says Bob …
A Few Quick Jokes From The Inbox
*My wife asked me if she was the only one I’d been with. I said yes, all the others were nines and tens. *I just got a copy of Steven Tyler’s new Chinese cookbook. Wok this way. *I went to my hairdresser and said, “Can you cut my hair like David Bowie?” He made a …