Greg sent me this earth shattering news. It turns out that one of my least and his most favourite bands in the world, S Club 7, isevil.Yes, I saidevil! The proof is right there for you to click on. Backwards messages, mind control, it’s all there, and I for one am shocked by the mere …
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Funny Signs
Snappy title eh? But that’s exactly what these are. Funny signs that are supposedly real. I love this kind of stuff almost as much as those crazy product warning labels that we were doing a little while ago. Sign In a clothing store:“Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks.” In the window of …
Stupid Jokes Crack Me Up Sometimes
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o’clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. “Not a chance,” says the husband, “it is three o’clock in the …
Common Sense Horoscopes
I wish I knew who wrote this, it’s hilarious. Common sense horoscope ARIES (March 21-April 19) Paying more than $700 for a lollipop could be financially unsound. Opt for a mundane evening at home over a three-state crime spree. Avoid fire. TAURUS (April 20-May 20) Using words may help you communicate your thoughts. Reconsider plans …
What Is Hell
The following is supposedly an actual question given on a university chemistry exam. The answer by one student was so profound that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or …
Dinner Rolls Are Too Big
So this guy goes to see his Doctor to complain about his erectile difficulty. He tells the Doctor that this isn’t a normal problem. It’s really really bad and none of the traditional pills or medicines has worked yet. Not even the world famous Viagary. He’s looking for something a bit more unconventional now. The …
All Of This Has Happened, But Not Yet
It’s never too early for a year in review, so in that spirit, have a look atwhat happened in 2005.Hey, it seems like it’s on the up and up to me. Here’s one of my favourites. June 15 Scientists genetically engineer talking dolphin. Dolphin’s first words: “Haven’t you assholes cured cancer yet?”
Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought that they should go to college to get ahead. The first goes in to see the local high school counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic. “What’s Logic?” the redneck asks. The counselor answers by saying, “Let me give you …
McGreggor
A Scottish old timer is in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man. The old man says: “Lad, look out there to the field. Do ya see that fence? Look how well it’s built. I built that fence stone by stone with me own two hands. I piled it for months. But do …
Speaking Of Poems
I figured since we’re talking about love poems that now would be the perfect time for me to share my favourite one with all of you. No, it’s not a limerick and I suppose that in a technical sense it’s not even a love poem. Rather it’s a touching tail of lost love and the …