What’s The Password

A guy walks into a bar, sits down and asks the bartender what the WiFi password is. “You gotta buy a drink first,” says the bartender. “Okay” says the guy, “I’ll have a martini.” Time passes, and one martini has turned into three before he finally asks for the password again. The bartender says, “yougottabuyadrinkfirst, …

I’m Thankful For Free Turkey

Ducking into confession with a turkey in his arms, Brian said, “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I stole this turkey to feed my family. Would you take it and settle my guilt?” “Certainly not,” said the Priest. “As penance, you must return it to the one from whom you stole it.” “I tried,” …