I’d love to know where Hubert Blackman has been living for, I dunno, his entire life. Somehow, he has not figured out that prostitution is illegal, so if you get ripped off by a prostitute, the cops aren’t going to help you, and suing probably won’t work either. You can tell that he’s filing this …
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He Had A Different Kind Of Community Service In Mind
What the hell? Two guys come to a place to do some community service. A lawyer takes them upstairs to explain the program to them, and…whips down his pants. here’s the 911 call, complete with perplexed operater. Really, what else is there to say? Why in Christ would he do that? I guess only Thomas …
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Identity Crisis
What’s with all these people giving bad false names? First up, we have Jonothan Ray Gonsalez, who used the name Timothy Michael Koop Jr instead of his own. The problem was that man was wanted too. I guess he only had one warrant, whereas Gonsalez had 3, but still, one warrant will take you to …
Lee Paige Lawsuit Shot Down, Possibly In The Leg
I’m sure to a good number of you the name Lee Paige will be a familiar one. Hey, it’s not every day that a gun safety expert shoots himself in the leg during a demonstration. Well maybe it is, but he just happened to be the one who got caught on tape doing it back …
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The Federal Government Wishes To Waste Our Money Fighting Court Rulings
How’d I know this was going to happen? Remember that whole federal government losing their suit over their inaccessible websites? Well, they’re appealing the ruling. Seriously, guys, why? It’s been shown that your sites don’t meet your own standards. Why spend more of our money fighting this? It would be cheaper just to comply and …
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I Don’t Want To Know What’s In Their Cheesecake!
An ex-employee at a Cheesecake Factory restaurant is suing his fellow cooks for harassment. He says that several cooks spent a lot of time grabbing each other’s genetals and simulating sex acts. I wonder if, after this lawsuit, the restaurant will end up suing him for making them lose business. If I found out that …
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Somebody Needs An Attitude Change
Here’s a freaky thought. Amber Yust had decided to get a sex-change. When she registered her new name and gender with the San Francisco DMV, after an employee, who she has named as Thomas Demartini, processed her application, he started sending her letters and DVD’s warning of eternal damnation. The letters came from him, and …
I Spit In The Face Of People Who Want Cheeseburgers At Breakfast
You know, this story about some woman suing McDonald’s because she says an employee spat in her face really wouldn’t even get my attention most weeks. Waaa waaa, someone else wants to take an incident that may have warranted a complaint to the manager and turn it into a demand for money. But because of …
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He’s Never Gone To Florida, Nor, It Would Seem, To Reality
He’s got a looooooong way to go, but if he keeps it up, we might just have the nextJonathan Lee Richeson our hands in the form ofJohn D. Gilliand.He’s off to a promising start, having recently filed for restraining orders against football player Tim Tebow, U.S. President Barack Obama and Jesus christ. They were all …
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Donna Jodhan Wishes To Fix Some Federal Government Wagons
Well, it looks like Donna Jodhan won her lawsuit. That didn’t take long. I hate how vague this is being. It says the government has to make its sites accessible to the visually-impaired. But how? Are they going to make the fonts big and say they’ve succeeded? Nothing has been explained as far as what …
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