Are You The Kind Of Man Who Would Like Some Contact With A Big Scary Bubba?

Thanks Ann for pointing me at this one. When I first saw it, I was too angry to write about it. But seeing it a second time, I could form a thought or two. The thing that makes me the most angry about this story involving District Attorney Kenneth Kratz is that it’s looking like …

Donna Jodhan Wishes To See The Federal Government In Court

Well looky here, if it isn’t our old buddy Donna Jodhan, only this time, she’s in the news! She’s suing the government because apparently, she couldn’t apply for a job online without sighted help. You know what? I’d be right behind her, because often times, forms are not accessible, and even the people who want …

The Sinclair Lawsuit Is In Motion

Remember when the Sinclair family were planning to sue the hospital for their son Brian’s death in the emergency room? Well, it’s more than a plan now. The suit has been filed, and lots of people have been named. You know what? I think they should go get ’em all. What happened to him was …

Lights, Camera, Civil Action!

Usually, I hate ridiculous lawsuits, but I think I can get behind this Chinese woman’s lawsuit. She is suing a cinema for wasting her time with 20 minutes of commercials before a movie. Damn it, I now have a scene from The Simpsons episode called Jaws wired shut in my head. I can’t find a …

Portrait Of A Drunken Ex-Friend

I wouldn’t want to be James Haggerty right now. He’s being blamed for losing a $1.35 million painting, and he’s being sude. Hell, I might want to have a drink or 6, even if a drink or 6 was what got me into this mess. But I also wouldn’t want to be Kristyn Trudgeon or …

The Classroom Was A Buzz Of Activity

I think Kyle Dubois should have read the story of Kirsten Taylor before he thought that attaching aligator clips to his nipples and then having someone plug him in would be a good idea. Of course, it wasn’t, and his heart stopped. Luckily, or maybe unluckily, paramedics were able to attach paddles to that same …

Ask About Our Free Condomnental Breakfast

Eeewww! Just eeewww! Something tells me the Wyndham Gardens Hotel in Atlanta is going to have to keep really really clean after this story. According to the story, a grandmother had taken a couple of grandkids for a weekend of fun before they started school. They came back to the hotel and found that they …

You’re Playing With The Big Boys Now

Ryne Anderson is a special kind of dick who needs to pay for what he’s done, even if he’s only 18. People who already do the things he’s done are headed down a bad road…a road that his lawyer, DeWayne Johnston, is obviously quite a ways down. The story goes that Anderson was dating a …

It Sounds Like The Hospital From Hell

When you get to the hospital, you don’t expect to get more injuries inflicted on you. But that’s exactly what happened to Joseph Wheeler. He arrived at Prince George’s Hospital in Maryland after being in a car accident. When he woke up, he wanted some food. The nurse said he couldn’t get food because he …

Zombies In The Mall? What’s The Crime?

I feel like I’m missing some details here. Did anyone see this zombi performance go on? The story goes that seven people obviously dressed up, and acting like, zombies, were walking through a Minneapolis mall. They were trying to protest mindless consumerism. At one point, police told them to keep their distance from everyone else …