Ok, I have started this post 3 times and deleted what I had, only to start again. Let’s hope this one sticks. Here’s the story, according to Edwin Graning, a bus driver at a transit service that picks people up in the more rural parts of wherever this story came from. He picked up two …
Category Archives: lawyers and lawsuits
I Got The Worst Seat On The Plane…
Don’t let British Airways, with their policy of not letting kids sit next to mail strangers, hear about this lawsuit about what a female stranger did to a boy. I guess he was flying alone, and was seated beside a woman who offered him drugs and wanted sex from him, scaring him. He tried to …
A Possible End To The Arizona Immigration Law?
Wow. the US is suing Arizona over its immigration law! Is this the first time the US has sued one of its states? This should be an interesting one to follow.
Kookaburra Sits On 5% Of The Money Tree
A royalty figure has been decided upon in the case of theDown Under Kookaburra. Federal Court Justice Peter Jacobson hasorderedEMI Songs Australia and Men at Work members Colin Hay and Ron Strykert to forward 5% of the song’s royalties since 2002 to Larrikin Music, the company that filed the suit. I’m not sure how much …
The Prison Needs A Bra To Contain The Boobs They Have For Guards
Brittney Horstman is one determined lawyer. She went in to see her client at the Miami Federal Detention Center and set off the metal detector. Even though the guards knew it was the underwire in her bra, they still said nope. So, she went to the washroom and removed her bra. Now, they wouldn’t let …
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What Are The Chances?
This story about a personal injury lawyer whose name is also Justin Bieber made me chuckle. The poor fellow was getting inundated with friend requests because everybody thought he was the other Justin Bieber. But this also made me think of that Shaved Bieber extension for Firefox. Would it unintentionally shave this Justin Bieber from …
Shit-Faced, Shit-Pantsed, Shit For Brains
You’ve gotta be a special kind of drunk to piss and shit all over yourself and then drive around like that, but you’ve gotta be a special kind of moron to, after you sober up, plead with the officers to leave the embarrassing details out of the arrest report. Not gonna happen, especially when you’re …
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This Whole Thing Stinks
If this went down the way Anne-Marie Gray says it did, then she should sue ’em, and sue ’em good. The story goes that Gray had worked for ESPN basically since it started, and had had no reprimands. Then she developed Irritable Bowel Syndrome, which can cause some pretty sudden diarrhea. That can get even …
Go Back To Sleep, Little Leech
Remember Ginger McGuire, that passenger who fell asleep on the plane? Well, now she’s suing! She’s trying to claim false imprisonment. Um how about no? I won’t deny that waking up on a locked plane would be pretty scary, but it’s not false imprisonment, it’s an accident. I love how she checked the time with …
We Can All Smile Now
Well, that sure didn’t take long. Remember the story of the girl who said she was burned by a bar-code scanner? Well, her case was dismissed. Woohoo, that was easy.