I would hate to be Shawn Pouliot right now. But if the story went the way he says it does, I hope he wins the lawsuit. According to him, he went to a downtown Akron hotel, the Akron City Centre Hotel, one night, and had an unfortunate accident where his colostomy pouch broke, spreading its …
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More Bad Ads
Here we go with a few commercials that have caught our attention. While I was at home, I happened to walk by the TV, which is near the table where we eat. As I did, I heard something to the effect of “You’re in a tropical paradise…when it hits you. The gut-wrenching panic of traveller’s …
There Are Two Sides To Every Story, But Only One Side Under His Shirt
I looked at this article and didn’t post it right away? What is wrong with me? I must fix this immediately. After being caught 9 times for shoplifting, you’d think Mark Zachary could come up with a better defense than “I wasn’t going to steal this giant side of meat, I was only massaging it. …
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Her Mail Should Be Marked Certifiable
As soon as I saw this story, I knew it deserved mention up here. Joan Najbar sent a letter to her son who was in Iraq. It came back stamped “deceased.” She was pretty upset, understandably so, and went on a hunt to find out if this was true. She found out that it wasn’t, …
Monkey Maul, Victim Sue
Remember that old story about Travis the chimp mauling that poor woman? Well, if you didn’t, I’m sure all the Oprah coverage brought it back to memory. Amazingly enough, Charla Nash survived the attack, although she is still healing and horribly disfigured. That’s a lot of damage. She’s also suing the ass off of Sandra …
This Teacher Is Nuts!
This teacher sounds like a scary woman. Apparently, Trinda Barocas had an autistic kid in her class. Her classroom assistants say that she didn’t want to take him on a field trip because she thought he would misbehave. She knew he had a peanut allergy, so threw a peanut-filled chocolate bar at him, saying that …
That Wasn’t My Chair After All
Way to ruin everybody’s fun, jackholes! I realize you technically have a point, but sometimes it’s better to shut up and take the free publicity rather than pull the typical business move and come off looking like a party pooping pack of dick whistles. At least this won’t prevent them from selling it, but it’s …
I’m Sure He Thought The Sentence Was Crap Too
Remember our old pal Weusi McGowan? The one who smeered his lawyer with crap and threw some at the jury? Well, he got 31 years in the slammer. I guess they checked him for any bags of crap, because there was no word of him hurling anything at the judge after that sentence.
If He Was Making Tea, Oh Noooo!
This is just a tad ridiculous. We’ve heard people can get arrested for screaming at their own toilets and laughing really hard in the privacy of their own home, but now we find out through the case of poor Eric Williamson that you can get arrested for making coffee naked when you’re alone in your …
No Suit For You
We need a judge to do with Jonathan Lee Riches what’s been done in the case of Saint Torrance. Judge Ralph “Ted” Winkler declared Torrance a vexatious litigator, and ruled that the only way he could file a lawsuit was after getting permission from the presiding judge. Yup, sounds good to me. Apparently, the way …