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Let’s update the lexicon of things not to do during one’s trial, shall we? After one has been convicted, it is never a good idea to interrupt a judge’s sentencing to say get on with it. That will only anger the judge, causing him to tack on a few more years to your already long …
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We established long ago that it’s never good to smack your public defender around, nor is it smart to hit a juror. Here’s a new one. It is not advisable to head-butt your lawyer. The client’s lucky though. The lawyer says he’ll continue to defend him. Here’s some sweet video footage. I’m amazed at how …
I have no doubt that what happened to this woman would suck. What I don’t like is the overdramatic stance she’s taking. She’s so angling for a lawsuit. I can tell. She claims that after ordering an iced tea, she took a sip, and got a big ol’ swig of mucous. *ug*. She showed it …
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John Manley needs to learn to eat and drink slower. If he had, he wouldn’t have inhaled an inch-long piece of plastic, with the Wendy’s logo still on it, into his left lung. I wouldn’t have cared much about this story, except he said he hadn’t contacted Wendy’s yet. And why the hell would he? …
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I can’t decide what is worse. Is it walking around in a suit covered in shit, or plucking out your own eyes and eating them, or eating the contents of your colostomy bag? *gag!* But that’s exactly what James Orr did. Apparently he did this to try and show the judge he was mentally incompetent. …
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Not sure how to feel aboutthis one.The manhole definitely shouldn’t have been left uncovered and unattended, but had Alexa Longueira spent less time fucking about sending text messages and more time watching where she was going, she probably wouldn’t have fallen into it. Yes, there’s a lawsuit on the way, who still asks dumb questions …
If you’re the type of guy who holds knives to the throats of store employees and threatens to kill them while you rob their businesses of cigarettes and cash for a living, it’s likely a stretch to say the least for a reasonable person to believe that you have emotions. but22-year-old Scott Thomas Zeilinskiwould like …
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When you hear the song “Down Under” by Men at Work, when they get to the flute part, do you cry ripoff? Do you think it’s a total copying of the Kookaburra song created in 1934 and sung by a bunch of Girl Guides? I sure don’t. It didn’t even enter my head until I …
Hey there Brian Persaud, I think I’ve heard of a worse case than yours. Meet Tunde Clement. He was arrested, strip searched and police couldn’t find any drugs on him, but they were convinced they were in him, so took him to the hospital where he was sedated and given a colonoscopy. It didn’t find …
I’m not usually all for prisoner lawsuits, but this guy can go ahead and sue. Jerry Ray Brock was in jail and got a new prosthetic leg. When he was transferred to another prison, a jail guard told him he couldn’t take the new leg with him because it was a medical device. Um, wouldn’t …
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