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Remember Charles the Tickle Monster Douglas? Well apparently a judge has ruled that his requests to tickle kids are protected under free speech. I still wouldn’t recommend he continue, or at least I’d recommend he stop asking the strangers for permission to do the tickle monster routine on their kids. I’d Stick to kids I …
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Phew. that guy who wanted his donated kidney back isn’t going to get it. It’s been ruled that the kidney was a gift. Thankfully somebody had some sense. And what’s up with the guy being called a “matrimonial referee”? Is that a new type of job, or just a new term for those mediators that …
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Here comes another lawsuit that shouldn’t have gone forward, but it is. It’s been a long-standing thing that if a fan gets hit by a foul ball or an errant piece of bat, they can’t sue. But apparently 5 supreme court judges said that wasn’t true anymore in the case of 8-year-old Tara Sweeney, who …
This story about a family suing their real estate agent for not telling them a murder was committed in the house they just bought makes me think of that Simpson’s episode where Marge is selling real estate and ends up selling the house where someone was murdered to the Flanders family. but it also makes …
Oh boy. This story just keeps getting better and better. Can it get any more awesome? First, there was the whole pistol-whipping of a customer at Goomba’s Pizzeria by the owner, then the revelation that the owner was a mobster, now the victim wasn’t being completely honest either. No, he wasn’t in the Witness-protection program, …
Usually I don’t think lawsuits are a good idea, but in the case of Brian Sinclair’s family, I say go get ’em. After the botched internal investigation, I’d say suing for negligence is justified.
In keeping with our ongoing efforts to help out the intellectually disadvantaged, your friends here at Vomit Comet World HQ present another helpful tip for daily living. If you own a thumb drive full of child porn, it’s best to leave that puppy at home. Do not under any circumstances bring it to court with …
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Wow. This day is full of evil stories. Here’s a whole troop of heartless people who plotted to leave their former friend in the woods in freezing temperatures because she was suing the insurance company of one of them. They got this whole plan cooked up, supposedly inviting her to a party with them, so …
Yuck! A long time ago, I read about a dude showing up for court in a suit, tie, and a covering of feces. Now, another dude has slathered his lawyer with his feces and heaved the rest at a juror. Because of that, there’s been a mistrial. I wonder how many of those stunts he’ll …
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Here comes Jim Piculas again. Remember him? Now he’s suing school officials for defaming his good name. I think this lawsuit should be tossed out for the same reason that shallow-water-diving dimwait’s lawsuit should have been heaved. It’s his own damn fault that his name was dragged through the mud! Ok, there was the first …