Here’s What Happens When Imbeciles Write Policy

Thisis the finest example of what happens when nobody stops and says hey wait a minute that I’ve seen in quite some time. A proposed amendment to the state constitution of Colorado aimed at essentially killing abortion rights is so poorly thought out that it could potentially make murderers out of anybody who tries and …

I Thought We Had The Full Dawn Herb Story, But It Keeps Overflowing.

When Steve posted that Dawn Herb had her charges dismissed for letting curses fly at her overflowing john, I thought that would have been the end of the story. Apparently not. She sued the city, and they settled, and she’s getting $19000. I sort of understand her wanting to sue. that was just fucking stupid …

He’s Good For A Laugh, Marking One Of The Few Times A Lawyer Has Been Good For Something Other Than Abusing

Some people, especially lawyers I’m convinced, exist for the soul purpose of pissing other people off. Animal Cruelty Suspect’s Lawyer Unavailable Because He’s Going Hunting BREVARD COUNTY, Fla. — The lawyer for a Brevard County woman accused of starving her dog to death says he won’t be available for a trial because he’s going hunting. …

Try And Defend That Defense

Hey defense Barrister Colin McCarraher, can you try for a second to not be a total scumbag? No? I guess not, since being scum is the easiest thing some lawyers can do. when your client is beyond fucked, a good tactic isn’t to slam the woman he raped, saying “the rape couldn’t have been that …

Blondes Have More Dumb

In general I’m not a supporter of the death penalty, but cases involving people such asCharlotte Feeneyreally test that position, because I’m not sure that a good reason exists for allowing somebody so shallow and stupid to continue breathing my air. Feeney filed a lawsuit against L’Oreal Inc. that was thankfully tossed out because she …

Chick the Prick

Chick Edwards, you are making yourself look like a douchebag of the highest order. You’ve decided to call yourself a Homeowners’ Association, and you’re wanting to sue a guy who’s been called to fight in Kuwait because he doesn’t have some fucking landscaping on his property. Why don’t you go do something useful with your …

Well, Lawyers Do Like To Spew It…

I should be able to take this lawsuit seriously. I mean, I can’t imagine finding out that, while I was under the knife, my doctor somehow stapled my butt shut. But I can’t. Why? Because the guy this happened to is represented by a lawyer named Emily Malarkey. by the sounds of it, she should …

Help With Suicide-Prevention By Commiting Legal Suicide

Wow. This is nuts. I know people are sue-happy, but now the waivers are swinging over to the other extreme. I wanted to go out and participate in The Walk, an event that’s supposed to raise money for the local Distress Centre, and other suicide-prevention initiatives. I guess, since walking involves physical exercise as well …

Amtrak: From Simple Comfort To A Raging Inferno

Brian Hopkins, 25, hasfiled a lawsuit against Amtrakover what he claims was the company’s failure to protect idiots like himself. Well, he didn’t quite put it that way, but he might as well have. In 2006, Mensa candidate Hopkins decided it would be just swell to climb on top of a stopped train and hang …