Three things about this class-action lawsuit filed against the makers of Grand Theft auto over hidden sex scenes: The leader of the legal team who got more than the actual people who filed claims has the last name of Lesser. A woman who bought the game for her kid had no idea there was stealing …
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Learn, Don’t Sue!
You know what? If the police hadn’t awakened Troy Molde to tell him that his front door was unlocked, and his back door and garage were open, he would have sued them for not telling him until his house was invaded and maybe one of the kids he had in his care was injured. He …
Don’t Ground Me Or I’ll Take You To Court!
Ok, since when should a 12-year-old kid take being grounded by their parents to court and win? From the way the story goes, the dad said she could go on a school trip if she was good all year. She wasn’t. Among other things, she posted pictures of herself on a dating site. So he …
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Throw This Lawsuit In The Furnace
Patsy Hamaker, a stripper, is suing her employer, The Furnace club. Why? Because part of her job includes getting customers to buy her drinks, and the club let her drive home drunk, which led to her having a crash. Uh, how about no? If she knew she was too drunk to drive, then she should …
Hurt In a Car? Don’t Call Brian Loncar!
Woops. It’s never good when you’re a personal injury lawyer, your specialty is helping people with lawsuits to do with being hurt in car accidents, andyou cause one by not yielding to a fire-engine, and you’re the worst hurt. Hopefully Brian Loncar doesn’t try to sue himself, since he appears to be the negligent one. …
>It’s A Legal Matter, Baby…Or Is It?
>Here’s a quick note to girls everywhere. Don’t date Lance R. Stelzer. If you do, and then things go bad, he may sue you. If that’s not bad enough, in the discovery phase, he may ask for things like: “Each and every page of your ‘journal’ which mentions, references, or contains name Lance R. Stelzer.” …
Touch Gloves, And Come Out Ready To Defend Yourself
We established long ago thatpunching out a jury member during your trialis a bad idea, and now, thanks to William Lehman, we can tell you thatlaying a whoopin’ on your public defender in open court with everybody watchingisn’t a good idea either. In fact, it’s such a bad idea that doing so could see you …
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Shitty Logic
Wow. If I thought a pair of shoes were ruined every time I stepped in dog doodoo, I’d have bought a lot of shoes by now. But that’s what Kelly DeBrocky is claiming is the case with her one-year-old son’s shoes, and she’s suing for reimbursement from the city of Norwalk. Ok then. It sucks …
Something Tells Me This Isn’t One Of His Better Cases
Listening to the defense lawyer, Jason Grey, talk in this story makes me dizzy. Come get dizzy with me. We have an odd story about Manuel Balbin allegedly torturing a teenager who he thought stole his Playstation. That was weird enough, but then his lawyer opened his mouth. He didn’t start off wonderfully by saying …
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There Can Be Only One
Activists on the Greek island of Lesbos have filed a lawsuit against the Greek Gay and Lesbian Union in the hopes that a judge will ban the group from using the term lesbians to describe themselves. Residents of Lesbos now suffer “psychological and moral rape” from the “seizure” of their island’s name by gays, according …