In 2015, James Leslie Kelly went to a Verizon Wireless store and walked out with $300 worth of products and services. No problem, except that he was using an identity that belonged to a different James Kelly at the time. He was convicted last October and perhaps because this was far from his first brush …
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Ok, Class. How Do You Say I Can’t Speak Spanish In Spanish? You Don’t Know? Don’t Worry, Neither Do I
You may not know it if you judge by most of the things you see here, but I like to think that over all, most human beings are pretty reasonable. Reasonable enough not to…let’s say apply for a job they’re not even remotely qualified to do because it requires a very important skill they don’t …
And As We Look At The Radar, We Can See A Strong System Of Silly Lawsuits Heading For The Area
Montreal businessman sues weatherman over bad forecast; claims he cancelled events based on rain, that never came In what could be a precedent-setting case, a Montreal-area racetrack operator is suing a local weatherman over an incorrect forecast. Jacques Guertin, president of Projets Speciaux Sanair, which operates a racetrack southeast of Montreal, was in small-claims court …
I’m Attorney Michael Petersen Of Crook, Cheat, Liar And Thief
Wisconsin attorney Michael D. Petersen is a crook, a cheat, a thief and a liar. Even he would tell you so if you were to inquire about retaining his services. Why? Because he is legally obliged to do so until he finishes serving out the contempt of court sentence laid on him by Judge Philip …
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Lumosity Isn’t Looking So Glowing Right Now
When I first saw those Lumosity commercials on TV, there was something about them that struck me as wrong, but I couldn’t put my finger on it. Steve would laugh at me because I would see a Lumosity commercial and immediately start picking it apart. Just look at
Woopsie Daisy! So Sorry, Miss. God, I’m Such A Butterwiener!
I…I…I…I have no words for this right here. A Saudi millionaire has been cleared of raping a teenager after claiming he might have accidentally penetrated the 18-year-old when he tripped and fell on her. Property developer Ehsan Abdulaziz, 46, was accused of forcing himself on the teenager as she slept off a night of drinking …
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You’re Losing Your Case Today, But We Do Recognize Your Admirable Testicles
In 2012, Jose Banks and another inmate escaped from a prison in Chicago by using a rope made out of bed sheets and dental floss to lower themselves 17 stories to the ground. It was only a matter of days in Banks’ case and weeks for the cellmate before both were recaptured, which seems to …
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Mark Pollock Goes To The Pay Window. Hopefully He Doesn’t Fall Out Of It
I really really really really really wish that somebody could describe for me the exact window that Mark Pollock fell out of, because I still can’t work out in my brain how a fully grown adult (even a blind one such as himself) manages that under normal circumstances without being wasted as hell times 14. …
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Blind Dude Who Survived The South Pole Somehow Nearly Killed By A Bathroom Search Window Plunge
Carin sent this along complete with the same question I have. Unless it was one of those great big picture windows with no screen and you could just walk right out into the sky, how the hell does this happen? We ask this question as blind people ourselves, just in case he or his friends …
Sue Yourself
Back in March when I wrote about Megan Campbell (the woman who hit her own car with a city vehicle and then sued the city for damages), I thought it was a first. But it seems I missed a similar case from 2006. This one involved a Lodi, California, dump truck driver named Curtis Gokey. …