Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
Haven’t seen one of these in a while. Following a prior assault conviction, Kelly John Lange, a 34-year-old Sioux Falls resident, was ordered by a judge to attend anger management classes. But when he did not complete that course, he was ordered to appear in court to answer for his no-shows. According to police, Lange …
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For some reason I’m really crappy at remembering to give shoutouts to people who send me things. So before I forget, thanks again, Michelle! I don’t think this one quite hits the state of emergency dickitry levels of police officer sues family of man he killed, but you certainly do have to be somewhere in …
It’s been a while since the dentists tag has gotten a workout, but I think it might be time. A Missouri man is suing his dentist for allegedly pulling out all 32 of his teeth for no reason. Skyler A. King, 23, claims he visited a Clayton dentist about an abscess and was told he …
A man goes insane, not eating or sleeping for days and ranting about being the antichrist. His wife calls 911 for help. Paramedics arrive, but the man is too violent for them to deal with. Enter officer Brady Pullen and a fellow policeman, here to save the day…ish. A struggle ensues, out come the Tasers …
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I’ve used this space more than once to bitch about how much of a ripoff beer at concerts and sporting events is ($9.75 for a tall boy in a plastic cup?), but turns out I might not have it as bad as I think. At least I’ve never experienced CenturyLink Arena, where it seems an …
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If Jane Mulcahy was smart, she’d have used all that lawsuit money to buy herself a dictionary or 12. Then again, if Jane Mulcahy was smart, she wouldn’t have tried to sue her lawyer for not properly explaining to her that getting a divorce would end her marriage. The Roman Catholic argued that the lawyers …
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Let me make sure I have this straight. You stomp the bejesus out of a guy who ran afoul of the always pay your prostitute rule while you’re wearing your Nike made Jordan shoes. You’re found guilty of this and some other crimes and are given a 100 year prison sentence. This is Nike’s fault …
I don’t know whether or not Robert Allan Wright Jr. is a good lawyer, but considering that he fell for a Nigerian scam brought to him by a client to the extent that he was borrowing money from other clients to help pay the fees to secure a supposed inheritance, my suspicion is no. But …
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Often these UK posts are completely ridiculous and stupid, but there’s a bit of underlying humour to be found somewhere. But now they’ve gone and kidnapped an Italian woman’s kid and are in the process of having it adopted out against her will. Oh, and when I say kidnap, what I really mean is remove …
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Wow. This is a pretty messed up order, but I figured this one I could do quickly. So, you know how a bunch of employees suddenly got laid off from GDB? Well, a few of them are suing. Yup, suing GDB. It seems like for the last little bit, the work environment hasn’t been the …
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