This is the stupidest lawsuit I’ve seen in a while. Jesse Dimmick has filed a $235,000 breach of contract lawsuit against Jared and Lindsay Rowley. That sounds fairly routine, until you hear what the contract was and how it came to be. Two years ago, Jesse Dimmick was a wanted man. He was a suspect …
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On Free Speech And Hate Speech
The Bill Whatcott hate speech case seems to be sparking a lot of debate in the media, even though the thing should be a no brainer. Do I like that this douchehamper went around distributing flyers that said bad things about gay people and objected to schools teaching same sex issues to students? No. In …
I Hope She Gets Chewed Up By The Legal System
When I read this story about a woman suing Stride Gum because some got stuck in her dentures and got her depressed, I was sure it was a joke. But it doesn’t look that way. Seriously. Elsie Pawlow says that a piece of Stride gum got stuck in her dentures and she had to pick …
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Can She Sue Them For Worthless Childing?
Without having kids I can’t necessarily say so with absolute 100% certainty, but I imagine things like this are why some people still feel completely fine slapping their children. Hell, after reading this, I’d like to slap this woman’s children for her. Several times. In the face. With a shovel. Steven Miner II, 23, and …
City Of Guelph Backs Down, Does What It Should Have Done In The First Place
Update: Updating to correct a massive oversight on my part. How could I have forgotten this? Ahh, much better. Whether it’s due to somebody taking the time to explain what a joke is to them or because bad press isn’t good for future election prospects, the city of Guelph has decided to do what should …
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The Stop Making Us Cry Department Is The Most Efficient One In Guelph
Update: Here’s a video report from CTV News. Guess what, the city comes off just as ridiculous and out of line on film as it did in print. And I must say, the Rasos cranking up themusical protest again brings me great joy. You know what I’d love? For people to stop using their legal …
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Disorder In The Court!
Here comes another one who hasn’t learned that trying to beat up court officials probably won’t work out so well. This one, after being held in contempt of court at a domestic violence hearing, tried to take out the judge. I guess she didn’t see court security, but they sure saw her. Down she went. …
Archie’s Getting To Her Jughead
The story of female CEO Nancy Silberkleit of Archie Comics scaring her employees sounds way too out there to be true. But on the other hand, could anyone make this stuff up? The report says several employees complained about Silberkleit’s vile antics, which include asking if sex toys were stored in an office safe and …
Because Of Your Policy, All I Can Do With My Hands Is Write Court Documents
Somebody seriously needs to come up with more for inmates to do. More productive hours in the day would probably help cut down on the number of cases jamming up the courts. Cases like that filed recently by 21-year-old Kyle Richards, for instance. In a handwritten lawsuit, Richards says that Michigan’s Macomb County Jail is …
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It’s Me! Remember Me?
I’m feeling all frazzled so maybe if I ramble, I can unfrazzle myself. I’m sitting here, time’s going tick tock, and my brain is screaming at a fever pitch “You have so many things to do! Do them! Do them now!” At the same time, an equally loud voice yells “But you either don’t have …