The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it turns on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and smell freshly fallen rain. When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and smell the scent of fresh hay. When you approach the egg …
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The Perfect Shot
A guy is standing over his tee shot, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed… “What’s taking so long,” his partner finally asks. “My wife is on the clubhouse porch, so I want to make a perfect shot.” “Forget it,” replies the partner. “You’ll never hit her from here.”
It’s A Neighbour Thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL3xSctTB5c Hello again, Gill. This time she comes bearing bad neighbour stories and wondering about our own. For us, that’s easy. There are these ones and these ones and these ones and these ones and these ones and these ones and these ones and these ones and probably a few I’m forgetting. Yes, we’ve had …
Keeping An Eye On Things
Gill has a quick update on last month’s hospital saga. Hey there friends! You know how I told you of my harrowing experience in the hospital last month? It appears I must go under the knife in September. The doctor said he didn’t like the fact that the lump from the infection is still there, …
When Fun Went Wrong
Gill is back to wish us all a happy amusement park season. If you’re heading out to enjoy some fun over the next few months, hopefully you don’t wind up suffering the same fate as any of these poor folks. We need readers. We also care about your safety. Yes, we most definitely care about …
Is Your Wife Ok?
A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands. A waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the woman slowly sliding down her chair, under the table and under the table cloth while …
Your Name Is An Anagram
A boy walks into the living room and says “hey Dad, I’m curious. Why did you name my sister ‘Teresa?’” “Well son, your mother really likes Easter, and Teresa is an anagram of Easter,” he answers. He pauses a moment and then asks, “you do know what an anagram is, right?” “Yes dad, he replies. …
I Didn’t Know
A teenage couple have been dating for a little while, so the girl says to the boy that she wants him to meet her parents. He’s a little skeptical, but she tells him that if he can make a good impression on them that she will reward him with sex. He agrees, and extremely excited …
What’s The Password
A guy walks into a bar, sits down and asks the bartender what the WiFi password is. “You gotta buy a drink first,” says the bartender. “Okay” says the guy, “I’ll have a martini.” Time passes, and one martini has turned into three before he finally asks for the password again. The bartender says, “yougottabuyadrinkfirst, …
In Memory Of Grandma
Gill has a few words about her grandmother on the anniversary of her death. Doris Mildred Jean MacMurchy-Hewgill Aug. 31 1923-June 22 2003. Thoughts In Asian cultures the grandparents are placed in high regard, but here in the west elders are often pushed aside in favor of more modern thinking. If we just took a …