Before we get to Gill, a couple of things: 1. I used to think it was kind of lame that my birthday is right before Christmas, but I can’t imagine it being on 9/11. That sure would suck now. 2. All the best to everyone today. Even after all this time, for some folks it …
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Lines
Update: Carin kinda sorta suggested I soundtrack this. Original: It’s terrible, but it’s starting to grow on me. Plus it’s been mailed to me at least three times, so the people have spokenish. A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux, but there’s a …
The Minister’s Wife
Jack says to his friend Joe, “I’m sleeping with the minister’s wife. Can you do me a big favour and keep him busy in church for an hour after service for me?” Joe doesn’t like it, but being a friend, he agrees. After the service, Joe starts talking to the minister, asking him all sorts …
Oh Baby, You’re The Grill Of My Dreams
Whether Michael Henson was having a really really good Tuesday or a really really bad Tuesday is a matter we could probably debate all day long, and which side of the argument you fall on is going to depend on how you feel about several things. The copious ingestion of substances, the amount of fun …
The Size Of An Infant
It’s been a while since I’ve put up a joke, so since this one just hit the inbox, I don’t seem to have posted it before and I used to like telling it when I was a kid, let’s go with it. Being a very traditional couple, Jim and Sandy have saved themselves for marriage. …
To Read Post, Tip Over Computer
Michelle sent this my way. Aside from passing on the story of yet another entirely useless and equally ridonculous blind person world changing gadget, it makes an extremely vital point that everyone who invents these sorts of things needs to hear. Basically, if we don’t like your idea, it’s because your idea, in it’s current …
Help Save The University Of North Dakota’s Music Therapy Program
Our friend Barb, who is in the process of becoming a music therapist herself, passed me this news and asked if I could put it up. I’m not a music therapist, but I’ve seen the positive impact that music therapy can have on people’s lives, so of course I can. On March 4, 2016 The …
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Project Fun
Seems Gill has been out doin’ stuff and wants to tell us about it. Hello this is Agent 21 with an assignment for all of you readers out there. Your assignment if you choose to take it is to have fun! How do you complete said mission? I guess I’ll have to tell you, won’t …
Sorry, Santa
Surprisingly, this is the first Christmas joke I’ve gotten this year. I don’t think I’ve heard it before, which is also surprising. And it’s even funny, which is almost as surprising as those first two things. Don’t get me wrong, I like it when people send me jokes. But I’m pretty sure that through the …
Dominick The Italian Christmas Donkey: No Good, But Still Better Than The Little Drummer Boy
After I wondered if there was a worse Christmas song than the Little Drummer Boy yesterday, a buddy of mine tweeted to remind me of something I hadn’t considered. Dominick The Italian Christmas Donkey. He’s so right. But the one thing this one has going for it over Drummer Boy, at least around here, is …