I’m not going to question Philip Lyle Hansen’s fetish. Everyone likes what they like and if large, toothless females or “fat, gummy women” as he apparently likes to phrase it are his thing, who am I to judge? But I’ll tell you what I am going to question. Just how in the name of the …
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Boston Strong!
It’s been a while, but Gill mailed me this this morning. Is it wrong that I have absolutely no memory of where I was when this happened or that today is the second anniversary of it? I’m not trying to belittle the situation (sometimes I fail to belittle things), but I’ve been searching my brain …
How Many Pints?
I should try this sometime, preferably at a place I’ll never need to worry about going to again. Two fellows stopped into an English pub for a drink. They called the proprietor over and asked him to settle an argument. “Are there two pints in a quart or four,” asked one. “There be two pints …
Lunch With My Dad
Been a while since we’ve heard from Gill, but here she is. On Friday February 27th I went to this restaurant in the town I grew up in called The Bruce Street Wine Bar with my dad. To really know him we must do some history. Humble Beginnings In September of 1943 war raged in …
Let’s Eat
Gill is back, and she’s talking about food. She’s also making me want pizza and cupcakes. I’ve always liked Topper’s. It’s definitely on the better end of the takeout/delivery scale. Carin, Brad, Trixie and I ordered from there back on New Year’s Eve. Yes, Trixie. the little shit helped herself to a slice of the …
From Dream Home To Nightmare
Steve said he got this from Michelle, but it looked like one I’d want to post. After getting rid of all the shivers, I agreed. This Kathy Rowe woman is like the worst combination of Philip Conran and Jennifer Petkov. It all started when a young couple outbid her on a home she really really …
Klueless Krispy Kreme
Regardless of what some of my posts may suggest, I try very hard not to think of every marketing person as a complete idiot tool just because he’s in the ad business. I do this in spite of the fact that many in the herd make it very, very difficult. Take the geniuses at the …
Black History Minute
And now, Gill takes a moment to honour this month and remember a good friend. A Comment Made By Eric A few years back I was talking to my friend Eric about different things, and the subject of time travel somehow made its way in to our chat. I asked him if there was ever …
A Guest Post And A Note About Yesterday’s Unexpected Disappearance
This was meant to go up yesterday, but two things happened. 1. I was flattened by some sort of unpleasantness that woke me up in the middle of the night. I’m still not quite over it though I feel miles better than I did. 2. Some tech issues flattened the website for several hours yesterday, …
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I Accidentally Read Smut
And now, Gill is here to tell the story of a recent trip to the library. This is why we have old sayings, because you sure can’t judge books by their covers. The Deceptive Title When choosing books at my local branch of the Hamilton Public Library I happened to choose one called Beautiful You. …