And now, Gill with a few nice words for a restaurant she ate at while she was off doing the family visiting thing. While I was visiting my parents in the town I grew up in we went for dinner at this local restaurant called Simplicity. I have been there a few times, and can …
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Climbing For A Cause
Before I turn things over to Gill and let her tell you about the event she took part in yesterday, I must say that the term differently abled needs to be taken out behind the barn and done away with. It’s not quite as high up there on the shit I hate list as handicapable, …
Five Days And Counting
Dammit, Gill. Carin’s been whistling and humming this song for days now, and I’ll confess I’ve caught myself doing the same a time or 2. And even though she called this Five Days And Counting, it was sent in a few days back so assuming it’s still in her head we’re at more like 7 …
Too Much Information
Thanks, Gill. This is…lovely. We’ve all heard a conversation about a discomforting topic, that person talking about a rash in a very intimate spot, or someone mentioning too loud of the relati,ons they had with their partner in gory detail for everyone and their cousin to hear. Disgust After Lunch I had had some of …
Bible Salesmen
This one’s a classic. I remember telling it to people all the time when I was a little kid. The minister realized his Church was getting into serious financial trouble. However, while checking the Church storeroom, he discovered dozens of cartons of new Bibles that had never been opened and distributed. So at his Sunday …
Thoughts That Truly Make Some Kind Of Sense
And now, here’s Gill with what I believe are some words of inspiration. Honestly When I get bored I think of stuff, and for some odd reason it is usually mischief. A Little Fun Here are some thoughts of the day from the twisted mind that is Ms. Gillie. 1 If you are dealing with …
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A Breathy Issue
Gill sent this back around the end of August, but since everything pretty well sucks right now, I’m just getting around to it. Knucklehead Power! From the same person who brought you the fall and fart on the ice in January, and the rear ender in to the foot bath about a month ago comes …
Bob The Undertaker
Bob, an undertaker, came home with a black eye. “What happened to you?” asked his wife. “I had a terrible day,” replied Bob. “I had to go to a hotel and pick up a man who had died in his sleep. When I got there, the manager said they couldn’t get him into a body …
Foot Bath Splash Down Nightmare
Here’s another one from Gill. I should be able to think of loads of good answers since sometimes it feels like these sorts of moments are pretty much my life, but I’m coming up empty at the moment. Feel free to share your own if you’re so inclined though, because humiliating stories are fun. Actually …
Learning The Coolest
We have a guest contribution from Gill for the first time in a little while. She’s right. Learning English is hard enough when it’s your first language let alone your second, and slang just adds to the…fun? Canada’s Cool Factor We are a nation of immigrants, so whether you are the son of Cambodian refugees, …