Not a single person has said the first mean thing to me about liking Party In The U.S.A. You’ve all either agreed or ridiculed me in silence, which is genuinely surprising. Every response I’ve gotten has been positive, our mostly dead ass comments section (Thanks again, Echo!) sputtered to life again and Matt even made …
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One Small Step
While I’ve been away celebrating birthdays, watching wrestling and eating many much deep fried and barbecued foods, Gill’s been writing about the anniversary of the moon landing. I shall now post what she sent me and go back to the baseball game I am watching. To The Moon And Back You have probably heard your …
Little Seizures
Everything about this story Amanda sent us hurts my brain a little. First, since when are you allowed to make calls using your own cell phone when you’ve been arrested? I’ll admit ignorance here because A: I’ve never been arrested and B: maybe the rules are different in Kentucky than they are in Canada. For …
Mental Middle Finger
And now, here’s Gill with today’s installment of let’s ask a blind person a silly question. Most people who know me should know that I don’t suffer fools, and village idiots often feel the wrath of Ms. Gillie. Knowing this I was quite shocked that in the advanced year of 2014 that I would have …
Canada Day From Dawn Until Dusk
A few days ago, somebody asked me why Gill suddenly disappeared. I had no idea, but as if on cue, she’s back. And to answer her question, my Canada Day consisted of sunshine, a few drinks, baseball, music and food with Carin and a couple of our friends. My Hometown Where I grew up you …
Man’s Best DD
Sometimes I’m not sure what’s worse. Is it an idiot trying to come up with a good excuse for something, or an ever so slightly resourceful idiot paying just enough attention to his surroundings trying to come up with a good excuse for something? Uh-oh. I think that cop just found the dog I left …
Why Aren’t We Putting The News Half Of Fox News In Quotes Yet?
The 43 Most Insane Fox News Moments Of All Time Not sure how you limit yourself to a mere 43, but I suppose there has to be a cutoff somewhere. There’s so much sadness and hilarity here, but if I’m going to pick just one thing to highlight it’s this clip of Bill Nye The …
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My Lips Are Sealed
Seeing as I’ve run across it a couple times myself and like 3 people have sent it to me, let’s all take a moment to pile on and laugh at the fellow who, in an attempt to take a picture to remember, found himself hopelessly trapped in a 32-ton vagina sculpture. Wait…32-ton stone vagina? I …
A Quick Update On The Swiss Cheese Guy
You may or may not remember Chris Pagano, the fella that a lot of folks had taken to calling the swiss cheese pervert. If you’re in the may not camp, you can get yourself up to speed right on over here. There’s an update to his case, sent my way by Michelle, who I must …
The Attitude
Here is another dive into the backlog that is stuff we have to post about. Gill sent this to us, but I felt I couldn’t put it up until I wrote my epic about my gallbladder adventures. Since I barely squeaked that up in time to start another work week, Gill’s post took a back …