There Is A Name Of The Year Tournament And It’s Pretty Much The Best Thing Ever

So it appears I’ve got another thing on which I must keep an eye. Thanks to Michelle, I have learned of the existence of the annual Name of the Year Tournament, won in 2013 by one Leo Moses Spornstarr. Let’s recap: the 2-seed out of the Chrotchtangle Regional manhandled #15 Junior Lomomba and crushed #7 …

Every Red Light In Town

Before I get to Gill’s latest offering, I’m going to take a second to remind you all (especially those of you who have told me in no uncertain terms that you are not Gill fans) that you’re welcomed to send in something of your own. If you feel like you can do better, steve@vomitcomet.org is …