Here’s something or other From Gill. Sort of reminds me of that sorry attempt by Pepsi and Hockey Canada to get us all excited by Cheer Nation, including chanting “Eh! O’ Canada Go!” Remember that? Some asshole actually submitted that entry and won a contest with it, if memory serves. Thankfully most Canadians appear to …
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Lookin’ For That Hurl
And now, a few words from Brother Brad, who I must say is right on the money with this one. Even by Tim McGraw standards, this song is just fucking horrific. I was sick of it around 13 seconds in, and then I spent the next 3 minutes frantically searching for contact info for YouTube …
Life Saver
Here’s something from Gill. In honor of Black History Month I thought I would stop by for brief moments, and share different things with you out there. It is 1893, and Dr. Daniel Hayle Williams has a seriously injured man in his Chicago surgery. The man has been stabbed in the chest. Dr. Williams must …
Regular Noon
It’s been a while since we’ve heard from Gill, so here ya go. Our dads were a lot alike, by the way. Only difference is that instead of a half hour, mine was usually closer to an hour and a half early for things. This is the second installment in Parental Quirks. Today I would …
Conference Calls In Real Life
I got this from someone at work, and I thought it deserved a post. It’s a video about what it would be like if all the remote meeting crap happened during in-person meetings. Apparently the visuals make it even better. When John’s on mute, his mouth is going a mile a minute and he’s sitting …
$20 Quickie
A man is walking home one night when he spots a woman in the shadows. “Quick fun just $20,” she whispers seductively as he gets to her. He’d never been with a hooker before, but he decides what the hell? It’s been awhile, he’s running early, and it’s only $20. So he steps into the …
An Avoidable Awkward Hour
And now, a few words from Gill. I’m positive I have more than one good answer to her question, but none of them are coming to me at the moment. I do have a question of my own, though. Does anybody remember when the L in TLC stood for learning and actually kind of meant …
Put That Away…
And now, a few words from Brother Brad, culturally sensitive fellow that he is. I can’t believe I haven’t heard of this until now. I mean really, its stuff like this that generally catches the attention of a sick minded person such as myself. Yes, I know it’s a different language, or at least I …
A Little Bit Of Humour
I’m not sure why Gill decided to remind a group of folks like you Vomiteers to try to see the humour in situations, but here ya go. Although there’s a chance I may have to laugh in the face of some neuclear stupidity and annoyingness (Is that a word?) in a few short hours, so …
Just Be Yourself
Here, have a few words fromGill for your Saturday morning. Wait, it’s afternoon now? Where’s today going, exactly? How many times have you heard your parents tell you to just be yourself? Have you ever at least given it thought, or actually listened to those words? I, and I am sure you have, thought about …