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Happy freezing ass Monday, everyone. Just what we hoped for after our freezing ass weekend, am I right? No? Yeah, didn’t think so. Believe it or not, Carin and I seriously went out for frozen yogurt on freezing ass Saturday. We felt like idiots at first, but once we walked into the place and saw …
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Oh hey, it’s a guest post from Gill. But before she begins, I must disagree with her or at the very least pose a question. At what point did Hedley rock? I must have missed that. If you are watching the Gray Cup this rather cold day you might notice who the halftime performers are. …
I’ll get to the joke in a second, but first I need to tell you what happened when I opened that discount massage package email. How much do you suppose the discount was? Come on, guess. Of all the numbers in the world they could have chosen, they went with 69% off! I swear I’m …
Here’s how awake I’m not. I just got an email advertising a deal on “massage packages,” and for a minute I was like wait, they’re allowed to sell package massages? So yeah, have another joke. I think that’s the safest thing to do. A young Catholic girl went to confession and said to the priest, …
Right now I’m going through a bunch of old email since even after an entire pot of tea, I don’t feel like I’m quite awake enough to tackle anything that involves any kind of serious writing thought or reading comprehension. Side note: Oldest email I have at the moment is dated March 8th, 2012. That’s …
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This being a day that ends in Y, that must mean that it’s time once again to hear from Gill. Remember friends how in our last chat I warned you that I would tell you the nightmares in movie seeing that I have had? Well sit back, or maybe put your head between your knees …
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As promised in the last post, here’s Gill. Think back to when you were small, or maybe not. You may or may not remember your first trip to the movie theater. It might have been as a tag-a-long with an older sibling to see Star Wars. Maybe it was a glimmer of happiness during tough …
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It’s been a few days since we’ve heard from Gill. So… For visually challenged individuals questions are apart of life. How does this look? Am I too close to something? Where the heck is my other shoe? Our sighted counterparts have questions when they encounter us as well. Some are routine have you been blind …
Here’s Gill with some thoughts on Remembrance Day and a word of thanks for a veteran in her family. When people talk today a wide range of emotions will be brought to the surface. Some will be angry, others numb, others will show gratitude, and still others will reflect. I asked my own mother yesterday …
Gill has written in with a tribute to a woman who meant quite a bit to her. I knew her too though it’s safe to say not as well, and she was indeed a very nice lady. I can’t believe it’s been 15 years. The time, it flies. I think back on this date to …