I’ve put up one of these before, but it takes a lot for me to put this type of thing up. Some of them are just a lot of synthesizers swearing, combined with breaking of glass and gunshots that make me think the person who made them has, um, issues. Plus after you’ve heard one …
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Give Me A Push
A few years ago the battery in my beat-up VW Beetle had died because I left the lights on overnight. I was in a hurry to get to work on time so I ran into the house to get my wife to give me a hand to start the car. I told her to get …
Priesthood Candidates
Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to pass one more test: The Celibacy Test. The Monsignor leads them into a room, tells them to undress, and ties a small bell to each man’s penis. In comes a beautiful woman, wearing a sexy belly-dancer costume. She begins to dance …
Joke Pile!
It’s a bit smaller than usual, but I’m still getting back into the swing of joke day. *Blonde wife texts husband on a cold winter’s morning: “Windows frozen.” Husband texts back: “Pour some luke warm water over it.” Wife texts back: “Computer really buggered now.” *”I read about a McDonald’s in California that was built …
1! 2! 3!
After a few years of married life, a man finds that he is unable to perform anymore. He goes to see his doctor. The doctor tries everything he can think of, but nothing works. Defeated, the doctor tells the man that it must all be in his mind and refers him to a psychiatrist. After …
Where’s My Bike
A young pastor who normally rode a bike was walking despondently down the street when he came upon an older, more experienced pastor. The older pastor could see his young friend was troubled deeply. “What is bothering you, my son?” he asked. “Well it appears a member of my congregation has stolen my bike,” he …
I’ve Seen It All, Now
While I was off having not the greatest of holiday Monday’s for reasons Carin has already mentioned, this was busy landing in my inbox. Thanks, Brother Brad! The other day I was watching the Hamilton news, and they, for some reason, did a story on a woman from Arkensaw who started a very unusual business. …
Pilots
Sighted folks I don’t know well love telling me this joke. The funny part is that just about all of them think I’m going to be offended but tell it anyway. Is this a common thing? does it happen to other classes of people? “So Dave, you’re Jewish, are ya? I’ve got a good joke, …
Jumping Off The Empire State Building
Two men are sitting at the bar at the top of the Empire State Building drinking, when the first man turns to the other one and says “You know, last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building, by the time you fall to the 10th floor, the wind around …
Vaseline And Dishes
A biker has always dreamed of owning a brand new Harley Davidson. One day he has finally saved up enough money, so he goes down to the dealer to trade in his old rusty Harley for a brand new model. After he picks out the perfect bike, the dealer tells him about an old biker …