An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. The current rooster was still doing an okay job, but he was getting on in years. The farmer figured getting a new rooster couldn’t hurt anything. So he buys a young cock from the local rooster emporium, and turns him …
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The Hunter And The Bear
A hunter goes into the woods to hunt a bear. He carries his trusty 22-gauge rifle with him. After a while, he spots a very large bear, takes aim, and fires. When the smoke clears, the bear is gone. A moment later, the bear taps the hunter on the shoulder and says, “No one shoots …
Because It’s Friday, Have A Big Batch Of Jokes!
*Q: What are the two biggest lies in Poland? A: The cheque is in your mouth and I won’t come in the mail. *I just had a bowl of maize. It took me an hour to get my spoon out. *A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor, crawled painfully onto a …
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Bucking Bronco Machines And X-ray Glasses
*Two friends were hanging out in a Western bar. One decided to try the Bucking Bronco machine. He managed to hang on for 10 minutes. His buddy was impressed. “Wow!” he exclaimed, “That was sure something!” “It was easy,” his friend said modestly. “I get lots of practice. My wife’s an epileptic.” *Billy Bob goes …
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Tapeworm
A man had been feeling sick for several days. Finally he decided to try a new doctor who had just moved into town. After hearing the man’s symptoms and listening to his belly with a stethoscope the doctor told him that he had a tapeworm. “Oh, that sounds bad. How can I get rid of …
The Wino And The Spittoon
Anybody who remembers the days of the most disgusting joke contest will probably appreciate this one. A wino walks into a bar one day and starts begging for drinks. One of the patrons tells him he’ll buy the old sot a drink, but first he has to take a drink from the spittoon over in …
The CIA Is Hiring
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists — 2 men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. “We must know that you …
A Few Quick Ones
*Q: What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? A: Drowning. *Q: How do you get a nun pregnant? A: Dress her up as an altar boy. *Q. Why do women call it PMS? A. Mad Cow Disease was taken. *Q. What’s the definition of a mixed feeling? A. Watching your …
Hey Steve…
No, I’m not talking to our Steve. It’s the title of a video about our not so dear prime minister Stephen Harper. Next time you hear someone saying they’re going to vote Harper, just send them to this video. I think she did a fine job summing up his track record, complete with quotes from …
Some More Random Jokes
*”Heather, I bought you a plane for Christmas,” Paul McCartney told his wife. “How sweet,” Heather replied. “But I’ll still need a Lady Norelco for the other leg.” *”Hey, go easy on those fucking candies!” –A Jewish pedophile after luring a young boy into his car. *A man goes into a pet store and asks …