It’s not Christmas time, but why not? It is Christmas Eve and this chap is on a rooftop about to jump off. His wife is leaving him for another man, he has lost his job and he owes thousands of pounds to the bank. Just as he finishes his prayers and closes his eyes, ready …
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Brown Paper Pete
A cowboy walks into a bar and orders a whisky. When the bartender delivers the drink, the cowboy asks, “Where is everybody?” “They’ve gone to the hanging,” The bartender replies. “Hanging? Who are they hanging?” “Brown Paper Pete,” the bartender answers. “What kind of a name is that?” the cowboy asks. “Well,” says the bartender, …
A Few Jokes To Start Your Friday
It’s another Friday, and I feel like clearing out a bit more of my insanely huge joke backlog. Here are some to get you started. There will probably be more. You’ve been warned. *A guy walks into a bar and sees his friend, head hanging down, nursing a drink. Naturally he walks over and asks …
The Mailman And What Do You Call That?
In case you haven’t noticed, I’m trying to trim down the insane joke backlog I always seem to have. So here are a couple more you may or may not enjoy. Expect a lot of this in the next little while. *”Guess what I heard today?” a man says to his wife. “What, hon?” she …
Uncle Frank
Hi, honey, it’s Daddy,” says Bob. “Is mommy near the phone?” “No, Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with uncle Frank.” After a brief pause, Bob says, “But you haven’t got an Uncle Frank, honey!” “Yes, I do, and he’s upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy!” “Okay, then. Here’s what I want you to do. …
Golfing Hit Man
Three guys at a classy golf course are waiting for their friend to show up in order to complete their foursome. After waiting several minutes and at risk of losing their tee time, the three notice an oddball standing by the clubhouse all by himself, carrying a bag of clubs. The three of them look …
Would You Like Guys With That?
Thank you Amanda for ruining my day, my week and my quite a long time after that with this, which I sure as hell hope turns out to be some kind of weird hoax. In what’s being called an attempt to raise awareness of sexual minorities, an artist from Japan cooked up a ballsack buffet …
Long Weekend Audio: You’ve Got Questions? We’ve Got Babble.
This will be the last audio of the night. It would have been up sooner but…well…I got distracted. We started off talking about the whole underline/underscore thing. Ro had said that Voiceover says “underline” still, and then Steve said that JAWS says underline too. More and more weirdness. We decided that would be the last …
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Long Weekend Audio: I Like Traffic Lights…
Thank Monty Python for the title. Well! Aren’t we the audio crankin’ machines? We decided this one would have a different twist on it. We decided to take you, the loyal vomiteers, on a walk with us. We’d never done this before…and it kinda showed in the audio quality. Most of it is pretty listenable, …
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I’ve Been Poisoned By A Sub, So Here Are A Few Jokes To Save Me Doing Anything Difficult
To get you ready for Christmas, here are a few jokes that have nothing to do with Christmas. Thanks to everybody who sends these to me and to me for finding the ones you don’t send. I promise I’ll get better at posting these…for real this time. *Just asked a Scottish friend of mine how …