It’s been a while since i’ve posted one and I know how much some of you like these, so here’s a Steve’s mom joke to start your day. All arrivals in heaven go through a bureaucratic examination to determine whether admission will be granted. One room has a clerk who records each applicant’s fatal activities …
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Funeral Arrangements
While my parents were making their funeral arrangements, the cemetery salesman pointed out a plot that he thought they would like. “You’ll have a beautiful view of the swan pond,” he assured them. Dad wasn’t sold: “Unless you’re including a periscope with my casket, I don’t know how I’m going to enjoy it.”
A Few Quick Jokes For Your Friday Afternoon
It’s been a little while, so here are a few random jokes that have been tossed my way recently. Sorry for the smaller batch. I haven’t been the best about saving the good ones these days. As usual, some are stupid, some you’ll laugh at, some might just get you a little upset. I’ll leave …
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A New Goalball League For Toronto
This was sent my way by our old friend Matt. It sounds like a really good opportunity for people to learn goalball or get another chance to play the game. I hope lots of people take advantage of it. The Ontario Blind Sports Association (OBSA) in partnership with the City of Toronto is proud to …
Austin Lounge Lizards Questions Answered. Yea!
Woohoo, some questions I had about the Austin Lounge Lizards in this post have been answered in the comment below! Thank you, Marchbanks, for all the cool answers. Lessee if a native can clear up a few points for you . . . (2) Yes, that’s really Cornhusker Refugee. Somebody keeps using a bad scan …
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Text Message Shorthand For The Elderly
I got a chuckle out of some of these, and I’m sure they’ll come in handy for a few of you. We’ve all seen the texting shortcuts used by kids — LOL (Laughing Out Loud), CUL8R (See You Later), etc. It’s time older folks got in on the action — yet our daily concerns are …
British Burgers
All hatemail resulting from this should be aimed squarely at Brad. A husband and wife go to a restaurant. The waiter approaches the table to take their order. “I’ll have your biggest, juiciest London Broil,” says the husband. “But sir, what about the mad cow!?” asks the waiter. “Oh,” says the husband, “she’ll order for …
How Much Is That Doggie On The Street Corner
Brad sent this. It’s 100% true. Carin and I have had a lot of strange things happen to us out in the world, but never this. He also says that the story is much better in person, and I agree. It’s hard to do things like this justice in writing, but he did fine and …
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Angry Squirrel
I got this emailed to me the other day, and I couldn’t stop laughing. In explaining it to Steve, I just couldn’t do it justice. I still can’t decide if the reason for all the laughing was because it was that funny or because I was still recovering from some weird flu and was way …
Photo Op
As much as I’d like to take credit for it, this one’s not my fault. Blame Brad. Got a phone call from a mate last night. He had just got back from a trip to London, and told me that whilst there he’d acquired a brand new top-of-the-range camera absolutely free. I asked, “Where did …