After we wrote about Wess and Ian’s blind guy stories, our buddy Martin emailed me with a gem of his own. I have to put it up because when I read it, I began to laugh and laugh and laugh, to the point that I couldn’t tell Steve what I was on about and I …
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Thanks, I Think
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A Few Jokes From The Old Inbox
Enough of this election stuff for now, le’ts offend some people! *In a local sports bar trivia quiz the other night, I lost by one point. The question was name two things commonly found in cells. It appears that Mexicans and African Americans is not the correct answer. *I’ve heard that Apple has scrapped their …
Another Satisfied Customer
The subject of bad voting experiences for those with disabilities has come up before, and it’s about to come up again. Brad went out and voted yesterday like you all should have, and as happens so many times when you’ve got something the matter with your eyes or anything else, it didn’t go well. Nobody …
Missing Money, Missing Brains
Thanks Ann for this one. You know how to find some real doozers. These four robbery suspects should just take this whole mess as a sign that they aren’t meant for a life of crime. The story goes that Antonio Epinger, Kevin Dennis, Seluvaia Ita and Vanessa Perry robbed a restaurant late at night. They …
Carma, Dude, Carma!
Thanks Ann for this one. Here’s a little story to tell kids who are being rude, impatient little brats. Once upon a time, in a store not far away, there were two men wanting to buy a lottery ticket. There was Mike Barth, a man quietly waiting his turn in line, and there was another …
I’ve Had Some Comfy Chairs, But None I’d Want To Stay In For Two Years
Thanks Ann for this one. Eek. We have another person who sat in a chair so long he got stuck to it. Just like this woman who was stuck to her john, this morbidly obese guy sat in a chair for two years! He didn’t get up to use the john! There he was, sitting …
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The Importance Of Capitalization
Ann sent me this yesterday, and I chuckled. How true. Those of us who fall into the world of hi-tech should take note of the importance of correct grammar. I have noticed that many who text messages & email, have forgotten the “art” of capitalization. Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off …
Not Better With Butter
Thanks Ann for this one too. A Sicilian couple thought they would murder the woman’s ex husband with, wait for it, butter! They thought butter was the perfect weapon. It would melt after they had used the slab of butter to smother her poor unfortunate ex, so there would be no weapon left. Too bad, …
This Sick Individual Is Someone’s Mother
Ann sent me this one, and I just can’t believe someone did this. I just, I just can’t. A 51-year-old woman in South Africa really wanted to be a grandma. But her 24-year-old daughter wasn’t interested in having a baby yet. So, grandma-wannabe decided to hire a man to rape her, in the hopes that …