Thanks Ann for this one. Now that’s just weird. Suddenly, out in the middle of Biscayne Bay, there’s a piano! Nobody knows how it got there, all they know is someone placed it on a sand bar at the highest point to make sure it doesn’t go under at high tide. How the hell could …
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Is He Mad?
A Newfoundlander was walking past his neighbor one day with his dog in one hand and a shotgun in the other. “Where you going, boy,” the neighbor asked. “To shoot my dog,” the Newfy replied. “Is he mad,” asked the neighbor. “Well,” the Newfy begins, “he’s not too happy about it.”
The Christmas Can-Can
Here’s a song we can all relate to. I love it. It’s not the Christmas Cannon, it’s the Christmas Can-Can! This would probably sound awesome in headphones. Thanks Martin for this one.
A Current Twist On An Old Favourite
Thanks Jen for this one. Yet another Christmas song for ya. I give you Grandma Got Molested At The Airport. I don’t know who did this, but it made me laugh and get sad all at once.
New deodorant
I got a request to post more of the stuff that mom sends me. Luckily this landed in my inbox this morning, so you’re getting your wish. I got a new stick of deodorant today. The instructions said “Remove cap and push up bottom.” I can barely walk now, but whenever I fart the room …
There’s Nothing Quite Like Some Good, Motherly Advice
If you’re one of those who liked theletters from mom,I’m sure you’ll apreciate this handy and oh so useful tip I just received from her. If you ever get the sudden urge to run around naked, you should sniff windex first. It’ll keep you from streaking. There, don’t let anyone tell you that your mother …
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She Said He Heard
Thanks Martin for this one. This little, hmmm, shall we say glossary of terms to help men deal with women, sums up exactly what makes me ashamed to be a woman. But before we begin our lesson in female annoyances, I think we need a themesong, courtesy of the Bud Light Institute. God this song …
Santa In Audio-Ho-Ho
Here’s a little something I got from Jen. But first, I have to ramble for a second. When I was a kid, I never did the letter to Santa thing the way most kids do it. Most kids write their letter, maybe they get a little help, they address it and send it off, and …
He Put More Than Her Face On Her Facebook
Thanks Ro for the lead on this one. There are two lessons we can all take from this little story. 1. Don’t give people you don’t know very well access to naked pictures of yourself, and 2. Do not give people access to passwords to important stuff like your email, banking info, and in this …
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Oh Maggie, Maggie May, They Should Have Taken You Away…
What a depressing start to the day. We’ve talked about several kids being tossed in the dryer. Now, a mom who was high on drugs put her ten-day-old baby in the washing machine with the dirty laundry and turned on the machine! It’s no surprise the baby’s dead. Oh this just makes me sad beyond …
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