A Truck Load Of Heads, Is Rollin’ Down The Highway

Thanks Ann for the lead on this one. Yikes. That would be a scary morning for police in Royse City, Texas, who stopped a giant trailer for speeding. The guy was acting kind of suspiciously, so they looked in the back of the trailer, only to find 2 dozen embalmed human heads staring back at …

I Guess They’ve Gotta Start Teaching Oppression Young

I couldn’t bear to put this one up until I had something funny up first. This one also comes from Ann. Arizona continues down its road to doom with this mural as it’s latest display. The mural was advertising using alternate kinds of transit as a more environmentally friendly option. It had 4 kids in …

And A Partridge In A Pear Tree?

Thanks Ann for this one. I think I’m even going to use her subject line as my title. Wow! How big is this guy’s ass that he was able to smuggle into jail: a cigarette lighter, rolling papers, a baggie of tobacco the size of a golf ball, a smaller baggie of marijuana, a 1-inch …

I Don’t Know A Lot About Geometry, But This Teacher Is Obtuse.

Here comes Ann with another doozer. And here I thought the guy who wrote out the alternate meaning for change was bad. Oh, I have something far worse. An unnamed teacher in Alabama thought he had a new way of teaching parallel lines and angles in his geometry class. At what angle would you have …

Maybe Size Matters…But Does It Matter That Much?

Ann sent me this horrible round-up of things men have done to their penises. I’d heard of some of them, but some of them were new to me, and made me yell out imagining how much that would hurt. Really, leave your unit alone. It doesn’t need to be messed with. If you do mess …

It’s Shocking That This Is Still Going On.

I remember writing about the Judge Rotenberg Center two years ago. When Ann sent me this update, I was shocked that the place *still* hasn’t been shut down. I know kids who have severe disabilities can be hard to handle, but they should never have shock devices attached to them that can be triggered whenever …

The Father Of Evolution May Have Been His Own Grandpa!

When I got this one from Ann, I knew it had to go up. Here’s some irony for ya. There is a report that shows that Darwin, Mr. theory of evolution, had some trouble in his family that was caused by inbreeding. I know marrying cousins was something they did back then, but I still …