Yesterday we got talking about Pat Robertson and his thoughts on Haiti making a deal with the devil. Honestly, I don’t know why he has any followers at all. Anyway, Ro found this letter to Robertson from Satan. It’s a beautiful thing. Dear Pat Robertson, I know that you know that all press is good …
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Goog411! How Cool!
I got a note from our good buddy Anton, who we’ve talked about on here before, about a free service that I think everybody in Canada and the States should have handy. It is Google 411 for the phone! Yes, Google does it again. I have always been pissed off at how much cellphone companies …
Hands Off The Guide Dog!
I got an email from Michelle in Australia who stumbled across the blog. Woohoo! She told me a story and asked me if I’ve had the same thing. I’d have to say no. She asked if I’ve ever had someone actually physically grab and try to drag my dog a few inches away from another …
Disturbing the Peace While Getting A Piece…
Remember our old buddies Caroline and Steve Cartwright? The noisy lovers who kept a partially deaf woman awake with their very, very, very loud bumpin’ and grindin’ and screamin’ and howlin’? Well, it looks like it’s not getting any better. I’d love to be a fly on the wall during this court case. I can’t …
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For The First Time In A While, It’s Stupid Joke Time!
You can thank Brad for these. You can also feel free to substitute the word thank for whatever you’d like. *Q: What’s the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?A: You can’t hear an enzyme. *A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer, but the barman …
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That’s A Lot Of Tacos
When I first received the drive-Through folk song video, I found it irritating as hell. But then, the dude at the restaurant got it all right! We need to clone him and put him at drive-throughs everywhere!
In Heaven There Are No Pets?
Oh boy. We’ve talked before about that service that promised to send information to specified people post-rapture. Now, Ann Adams let me know of a company promissing to save your pets if you get scooped up to heaven. What I can’t figure out is, if I am to believe they plan to provide this service, …
Just Because It’s Not A Car Doesn’t Mean You Get Off Easy
And here I thought motorized La-Z-Boys, beer coolers and barstools were pretty awesome. I was unaware of other coolness that has been out there. Ann Adams fixed that right quick. Although the la-z-boy and the barstool made the list, there are more. How about a parade float? What about an adult tricycle? A Russian Tank? …
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Rap Chop
W.S.G. pointed us in the direction of the Rap Chop. Somebody took that Slap Chop infomercial, autotuned it, and made it into a rap. Steve laughed so hard at it. He says the Fight Network always plays the commercial for that thing, so it was really funny for him because he’d heard the real thing …
One Screen, Two Screen, Dead Screen, Blue Screen
This must be internet day or something. I got this in the email a couple of days ago but didn’t feel like putting it up. Now I do. Dr. Seuss – WHY DOES MY COMPUTER CRASH? If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted as a …
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