Summary of My Last Year On The Computer

In the same email as the last one, Jen sent me this one too. It made me chuckle, so up it went. Summary of My Last Year on The Computer I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a …

The Forwarder’s 12 Step Program

Jen sent me this, and I figured the more people read it, the better. The “Forwarder’s” 12 Step Program Sometimes friends have to tell you things you might not like to hear, but need to. Everyone say it with me… I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose my mailing lists if …

Stop! Hey, What’s That Sound, You’re In Our Car So Quiet Down

Jen emailed me this, and it made me chuckle. But I do have to say the man telling this story had a lot more sympathy for the blind dope than I do. I’m sure by the end, you’ll understand why. I didn’t know this, but apparently in england there are certain cars on trains designated …

Boy, What A Picture, What A Photograph…

Yesterday, I asked how bad the guy looked who took a few deadly punches from the retired boxer whose house he tried to burgle. Jill didn’t disappoint. Here is her description, a fine description I must say. Okay, you asked – his “before” picture is of an average good looking young man with a devilish …

>Proofreading? What’s That?

>We often talk about the horrible lack of proofreading in newspapers, advertisements, and all other things that are written down. Ann Adams sent me a nice pile of these examples. She knows how to make me laugh. *Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn’t you say?* Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and DaughterThis one I …

That’s Not A Barstool!

Ann Adams managed to find a video of the motorized barstool. thank you, Ann, you rock. As a very large aside, does anyone know who does this big comedy skit about Ikea and how you can never find your way out and if you took out a compass, you’d go nuts because there’s no north, …