If you’re one of the people who mostly comes to read but hardly ever checks out the comments, you might want to consider breaking that rule today. Kimberly DeWolf,the woman who’s dog is so awesome that it should be law that it get an obituary,has found the site and not surprisingly, she isn’t very happy …
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He Likes To What?
I had no idea that there was so much funny business happening down on Sesame Street. Ok, aside from Bert and Ernie. But everybody knows that. By the way, I can now confirm that Greg Twilly is good for exactly 2 things. This video and the $20 he’ll be giving me once the Mariners finish …
Save Your Lost Child
Wow. When I look back at that old post about texting, I can tell I didn’t have a text message-capable phone. I can also tell I was kinda short-sighted. I have now heard of an awesome use for the camera in your phone if you have kids. Jill wrote a really awesome tip on how …
Joe Knows Baseball
My good buddy Marty (who has much better taste in baseball teams thanGreg Twillydoes) clued me in to a funny note about the guy who caught Ken Griffey Jr.’s 600th home run ball. It seems the man, identified only as Joe, did some thinking ahead just in case he happened to be the person lucky …
Quiet Car Legislation
A little while ago, I talked about hybrid cars and their dangers. Now, there’s apparently a bill going through the house of representatives that if passed, would legislate that all hybrid cars make a minimal amount of noise. Apparently sighted joggers, bikers, etc. are getting ker smucked by them too because they expect to hear …
The Sahara What Now?
I haven’t posted a really stupid joke in a while and this one just hit my email so I think it’s time to fix that. A large, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good Lumberjack. The very next day, a stumpy little man showed up at the camp with …
No, I’m Not Shaking Your Hand, And I’m Definitley Not Smelling Your Finger
We all get lonely sometimes, but lonely enough to pay $15 for a bottle of stuff that smells like a vagina that we can dab on our hands to make jerking off just a little more realistic? The erotic and intimate scent of an irresistible woman has been encapsulated into a small glass bottle, not …
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Diary Of A Snow Shoveler
I heard this years ago, but I got it again, and thought it was very fitting because of the winter we just had. DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELER December 8: 6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by …
I Can’t Think Of A Roomba-Spinoff For The Title, So I Won’t Try.
Jen sent me something fucking hillarious. It’s a little weird, but I thought someone else might get a kick out of it, especially if that someone owns a cat. In case anyone wonders what the hell a Roomba is, it’s a vacuum that moves all on its own and goes around and under the objects …
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And Here I Thought I Had A Twisted Mind
Ok, this is just spooky. I got emailed this little test, and apparently I have a very conventional mind. Everybody, leave your answer to the last thing the test tells you to do in the comments. At the end of this message, you are asked a question. Answer it immediately. Don’t stop and think about …