Back in December of 2003, I posted an item about a man named George Pavlovszky. Well, I just found out that his kid, or at least somebody claiming to be his kid, didn’t really like it too much. I didn’t get these comments until right now, partly because things used to disappear after a few …
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Toilet Humour
I got this in an email from Ernie’s House of Whoop Ass yesterday. I didn’t write it and I have no idea who did, but it made me laugh so hard that I almost cried, so I thought I’d share. THE BIG DUMP All in all, it hadn’t been a good day. Bad traffic, a …
Randomly Offensive Funny Email Of The Day
Hellen Keller went to townriding on a ponystuck a feather in her capand called it BLEEEEEEAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHGHGHAG
The Year In Weird News
This showed up in the email today. I know none of these are fakes, I remember seeingmost of them while doing radio research and such. NEW YORK –The Easter Bunny was hopping mad but kept his cool after being socked by a boy, a Wal-Mart greeter was sacked for showing a lot more than customers …
Guns For The Blind
James sent this story, which I’m sure has just about everybody in Minnesota scared shitless. Guns for the Blind? A Minneapolis gun shop owner thinks the blind should be able to carry guns. So, starting in December, Koscielski’s Gun Shop will be offering a training course to the visually impaired or blind. But is it …
Big John
Brad sent this in, and it cracks me up. One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops. A few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well. At the next stop, however, …
It’s Bud The Spud From The …Big Deep Freeze?
Brad sent me this and it cracks me up. And I can vouch for how great those potatoes are, they’re…something. Maybe not something you would want to ingest, but they are indeed something. Take it away, Brad! You know how there are some vegetables, like beans, that you can boil for a couple minutes and …
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For Its A Jolly Good Person
The following bit of stupidity was sent to me this morning: Hi All of you wonderful volunteers:There is an Agency Fair being held at Stone Road Mall for Thursday, October 13, 2005, 10:00am – 2:00pm.We are in need of a couple of volunteers that can person the booth at stone road mall see the following …
What Not To Say
Here’s something from the inbox. The top 10 things not to say to your significant other’s parents when you meet them for the first time. 10. Gee, Pops, you’re not nearly as big an asshole as your daughter said you are. 9. Wazzzaaaaap! 8. The water in your toilet tastes funny. 7. You got a …
Good Thing They Said Something
If you’ve been visiting this place for a while, you probably know how much I love strange product labels. Well, somebody sent me a whole pile of them today so I thought I’d share the good ones that aren’t already here on the site. Some of these are completely insane. Liquid PlummerWarning: Do not reuse …