Feel free to keep sending these things in, they’re great. This one even gets extra points for penising the album title. Maroon 5 – Songs about Penis1) Harder to Penis2) This Penis3) Shiver Penis4) She will be Penis5) Tangled Penis6) The Penis7) Must Get Penis Sunday Penis9) Secret Penis10) Through with Penis11) Not Coming Penis12) …
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You Can’t Keep A Good Game Down
Ok, people keep on submitting these so I’m going to keep on posting the good ones. But first, a little reminder of how the game works. Grab a CD, any CD at all. List all the tracks from that CD but replace the last word of every song with the word penis. If the song …
Most Disgusting Joke Contest
If you haven’t already seen it, scroll down the page a couple of posts and read the post called Consider Yourself Warned so you’ll know what this is all about. Somebody calling him or herself Mmm Mmm Good, This is downrigh, [which is one of the strangest names I’ve ever heard,] submitted this one. It’s …
Fake Meat?
This was emailed to me and I decided to post it. I didn’t write it, it was sent in by a reader. If anybody else feels like sending me stuff, my email address is all over this site, you’re smart, go find it. I heard today that some idiot is making fake meat out of …
This Is So Wrong
Is your little brother supposed to email you stuff like this? I had an ex-roommate Pierre,Who once fell asleep in my chair.I pulled out my unit,Proceeded to tune it,And fired a load in his hair.
More Commercials
Writing about the shoe store ad earlier today and then reading the comment that was posted underneath it got me thinking about a couple other commercials that have kind of always bugged me. Let’s go down memory lane a little bit here since these are both a few years old and I don’t think either …
This Is Full Of Satanny Goodness
This was sent to me by everyone’s “favourite” commenter, Satan. It needs no introduction so it will get none. Enjoy I think it’s been almost a week now since I challenged our resident “Insider” Nick, to post a coherent message on the board that I couldn’t make fun of. So far I have yet to …
And The Winner Is…
A few days ago I asked if somebody could make any sense out of the following comment. Well, not laziness, as you say, A-Time. But just a lack of ideas or things to post up.Although, I’ll agree with you halfway that he was lazy to post up random topics that doesn’t contain a subject, but …
More On Junk Food
I almost missed this comment, but I’m glad I saw it before the post scrolled off of the main page. Just to refresh everybody’s memories and to get any new readers up to speed on what’s going on, in my post last week called Flawed Logic I talked about a study that was done on …
So Who Won?
Back on Monday when I posted to say sorry for not updating the site in like 4 days I encouraged you all to yell at Matt and I for slacking off so much and said that I would take the best comment or comments and post them on the main page. Well, a few of …