I love when people send me stuff to post, it makes it look like I’m working really hard to update the site and provide content when I’m actually just checking the mail and pasting stuff into the box. So in that spirit, I got this from everybody’s favourite comment board poster, Greg Twilly, who asked …
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A Time’s Hard Luck Story
Well I offered the man a chance to talk about his current situation, he took me up on it and now here it is for public consumption. Feel free to leave your own love life stories in the comments section or even send them to me. Let’s all drown ourselves in self pity for awhile, …
Wonder No More
Lately on the comment boards there has been a lot of activity, a lot of which has involved a mysterious guy by the name of Gee. I’m sure that a lot of you have your thoughts on who he is and I think it may have even been mentioned once or twice on the boards …
Random Observations From The Middle Of A Snow Storm
Ok so I’m not actually in the middle of the snow storm itself, I’m in my nice warm house but my nice warm house is right smack dab in the middle of a great big storm that’s pretty much got the entire province shut down so it’s close enough. The only good thing to come …
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Unfair Yankee Bashing???
Good Monday Morning to you All Well I apologize for my absense and inability to defend myself on the comment boards over the last few days. I was out of town at a training camp preparing for a tournament. I can barely move my legs today. It’s a great feeling, let me tell ya. Let’s …
Maybe This Is Matt’s University
This is an actual Spam email sent to an actual person. If you’ve ever given even a second of thought to getting one of those quick and easy degrees, you might want to think again after reading this. Keep in mind, I have changed nothing about this message other than removing the list of people …
Gretzky VS Armstrong
Somebody left this on the comment board and it seems like it’s worth a bit of thought here. By the way, if you want to do a similar thing and leave random topic suggestions, feel free. Just don’t get all pissed off if it either takes a long time for us to use them or …
They’re Comin’ Fast Now
Well everybody’s favourite evil do-er, Satan, has chimed in with some more rejected Christmas Carols for us all to enjoy. “Christmas Carols For The Psychiatrically Challenged (981C2303 DOC) SCHIZOPHRENIA Do You Hear What I Hear? MULTIPLE PERSONALITY We Three Queens Disoriented Are DEMENTIA I Think I’ll Be Home For Christmas NARCISSISTIC Hark The Herald Angels …
Some More Rejected Christmas Carols. (WITH BAD LYRICS AND EVERYTHING!)
Well, one of our more intellectually gifted Vomiteers has written in with 2 new Rejected Christmas carols and he has even taken the time to write out the lyrics too. Much thank you…. Well we’ll call you Lunchbox’s friend. Here they are…. “anyway, the point of this email is to deliver you two famous christmas …
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Letters To Santa
Man, this flu or whatever I’ve got is pretty horrid. I went to sleep at about 7 o’clock at night without having any food or anything, and this is after a day of eating nothing but noodles and drinking water and stuff like that. So I woke up now, which would be about 20 after …