Gill is looking for some input if anyone has any. Personally I like the sound of chocolate cherry. Normally mischief is a bad thing when it falls into the wrong hands, but if done right it can and does make someone’s day. Whether buying someone lunch or just surprising a co-worker who could use some …
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Milk
This would be your stupid joke of the day. A wife asked her husband, “Honey, could you please run to the store and get a carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get a dozen.” A while later the husband returned with a case of quart milk cartons. Staring incredulously at the 12-pack case …
The Blue Vest Crew
Here’s Gill with an update on how life is going for her. You might have a couple of questions about this. No, I’m not joining a neighborhood street gang or secret society. I am, however, volunteering. Why The Name? The volunteers are issued navy blue vests. It’s a symbol of recognition for all volunteers throughout …
Light Bulbs, BJs And Republicans
Found these in the inbox today. *Son: Dad, can I have 20 bucks for a blowjob? Dad: I don’t know son, are you any good? *Q: How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb? A: I know it’s not six, because my cellar’s still dark. *A college kid’s in a suit …
You’re From Ireland?
Seamus was tending bar when a patron came in and ordered a beer and a shot. A little while later another came in and they struck up a conversation. “Let me buy you a drink in memory of my mother land, Ireland,” the first said. “Ireland?, I’m from Ireland too. I come from Dublin. Let’s …
I’m Here For Help Quitting Smoking, Dr….Wait…What?
Our friend Barb sent along this article on the issue of vaping teenagers and addiction, complete with quotes from smoking cessation physician Dr. Andrew Pipe. Because when you think it’s time to quit smoking, you think Pipe. It’s just common sense, people! This is not a quote from Dr. Andrew Pipe, but it’s so friggin …
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Priest Accident
Ten Catholic Priests are killed in a car accident. At the Pearly Gates, St. Peter says, “If any of you are pedophiles, please get out of this line and go straight to Hell.” Nine of them turn and start to walk away. “Good,” says St. Peter. “And take this deaf cocksucker with you!”
Mildred Myrtle Ward-Ardiel June 22 1919-Jan. 22 2009
Apparently today is the tenth anniversary of the death of one of Gill’s grandmothers and she has a few words to say about it. Grandmas are the best, and I’m extremely lucky to still have one. I would like to take a moment out of the business of life to talk to you about someone …
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Since I Moved
Gill is here to let us know how things are going. the short answer is well, which is nice to hear. If you talked to me three years ago you probably would have noticed I wore a frown a lot. I was very unhappy with where I lived, and was getting more and more depressed …
New Year’s Resolutions
Gill has a few words about making and sticking to New Year’s resolutions. I’m with her on her first point. If I bother making a resolution at all, I know that no good ever comes of aiming too high. If I get it in my head that I want to do something, I just tell …