It’s sadly common to hear stories about a parent leaving a kid or two out in the car while they nip inside to rob a place. But what’s not so common and for a very good reason I should add is the car in question being a cab. The incident occurred shortly before 3:30 a.m. …
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Terrible Plan That Could Charitably Be Called A Smuggling Operation Goes Unsurprisingly Wrong
You know that old saying keep it simple, stupid? It’s pretty good advice, but it doesn’t necessarily apply to drug smuggling so well. On the 19th of May, Edinburgh border security officers apprehended 20-year-old Henry Alden after he disembarked a flight from Manchester. The Portsmouth resident’s carry-on luggage consisted of a plastic bag containing a …
The Fine For Misusing 911 Is Probably Worth More Than The Drugs You Didn’t Get, Lady
This right here is basically your run of the mill drugged up idiot calls 911 to please fix a bad marijuana deal story, but I’m putting it up because this is also the part where I admit I’m out of touch. Daneshia Lachelle Heller, who I should note was walking around with other drugs in …
The Great Non-Robbery Robbery That Was A Robbery But Wasn’t Or At Least Shouldn’t Be, You Know What I Mean?
Dominyk Alfonseca definitely handed a bank teller a robbery note. She definitely put money on the counter for him. He was definitely arrested with a bag full of cash. We know these things are definites because he posted photos and videos on his Instagram of all but one of those things happening and admits to …
Next Time At Least Take A Stab At A Better Hideout
If I were Jared Hudson and I’d just had an argument with my dad that ended when I stabbed him multiple times in the head with a screwdriver, running and hiding would most likely be my idea too. But of all the places I might go, I’d not have thought of one of the washrooms …
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Call The Cops And I’ll Kill You! No Way. You’ll Just Back Out Like You Always Do, You Jerk
I’ve lost count of how many times some fool has called the cops to straighten out a less than desirable drug transaction and I can even recall a prostitution deal or two going wrong over the years with similar results. But a customer and his hired hitman both calling the police to settle the monetary …
If You’re Wanting To Try To Sell Hot Pizza Pies, Just Forget It
Good: Making money. Bad: By steeling 5 cases of frozen pizza from a local warehouse and attempting to sell them. Worse: To the town’s police department. Troopers in Nome received reports of a burglary at the Gambell Native Store warehouse at around 10:00 a.m. Sunday in the village of Gambell. Investigations revealed that 29-year-old John …
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Once You Go Black You Never Go Back…Until Your Clever Disguise Washes Off
You almost have to give Jose Espinoza here some creativity points. Sensing that the police were on to the stolen car he had parked near his home and likely either knew who he was or were close to finding out, Espinoza did what most people would do. He ran. And though you can argue the …
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You Look A Lot Like My Wife. Can I Borrow Some Money?
If your plan is to pilfer and attempt to utilize somebody’s custom debit card, it might be a good idea to take a good long look at the photo on it before you proceed with step two, just in case the woman in said photo and her powers of observation happen to be in the …
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Ma’am, Step Out Of Our Car
I’m sure I could find more were I to dig, but for now let’s say that Mashara Mefford has 2 major strikes against her. Not only did she think it a good idea to break into a car that just happened to be one of those marked police ones, but she also seems to be …