I don’t drive, but I have driven with a lot of people. Sometimes those people get tired. Sometimes tired enough that them continuing to drive simply isn’t safe. So I understand why perhaps this fellow might have decided to get himself the heck off the road and take a little nap. I can also understand …
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I’m Makin’ A Move, But Not A Very Long One
Other than the running and the paperwork, this sounds like a pretty easy night on the job. Officers responded to a Walmart in Knoxville around 9 p.m. Saturday and found Donald Kirkland in possession of stolen items, the report stated. Police said Kirkland ran from the officers but was eventually taken into custody. Kirkland told …
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Reach Out And Touch Yourself
I’m not sure whether I haven’t been paying the sort of attention that I should be paying or if Adam Smith is opening up new frontiers in the obscene phone call space, but this is new to me. A Florida Man admitted that he was naked and masturbating when he dialed “numerous random phone numbers” …
If Only We Had A Serves You Right Tag
We all need a good news story now and then. this one did it for me today. 2 men accidentally set themselves on fire trying to torch immigration centre Two suspected arsonists accidentally set themselves on fire as they attempted to burn down an immigration centre in California on Monday. In shocking security camera footage, …
You Can Put Them To Sleep If Your Aim Is good
As excuses go, this is certainly one. I either really do or really don’t want to be on this fishing trip. Police responding Saturday afternoon to a 911 call about a suspicious person encountered Eric Bennett, 30, on a Vero Beach street. An officer described Bennett as “visibly intoxicated on an unknown substance.” Asked about …
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That’s Not Even My Dong, Man
Telling the police that you don’t own the shirt or pants or jacket you’re wearing that just so happen to be stuffed with weapons or drugs or whatever is highly suspect, but at least it’s the smallest bit plausible. It might even be true once every couple million times. Trying that with the two bags …
All Jacked Up And NO Place To Go
If you’re going to steal a set of new tires, you could do worse than targeting a car dealership. Those places are, after all, a rich source of new tires. But it’s worth remembering that they also tend to be a rich source of security systems, which means that should your acquisition mission be successful, …
I’ll Be Right There, Officer. Just Dropping Off The Bail Money
Good idea: Ditching the money as quickly as possible after robbing a bank. Not so hot: Ditching the money by running outside and depositing it into your own account via the ATM attached to the building. State police arrested McRoberts Williams Saturday after they say he robbed the Wells Fargo on Old Capitol Trail at …
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Or Else She’ll Fry
You’ve got a problem. There are a couple of drug cases hanging over your head. One for being caught with meth and fentanyl and another because you sold meth to an undercover cop. You’re going to need a good lawyer, but those can get pretty expensive. What to do…what to do? I suppose you could …
Great Moments In Counterfeiting
Part of me is hoping that this was done as some kind of joke, one of those things where you do something ridiculous and catch someone who should be paying attention 100 percent not doing that. Otherwise, holy Jesus. Counterfeiters often make large-denomination bills, but these guys set their sights much lower — $2 coins. …