Nobody wants a DWI. But if you’re gonna get one you’re gonna get one, regardless of whether or not you succeed in your efforts to ingest the printout of your breathalyzer test results. An officer arrested him after suspecting he had been drinking. The officer brought Desormes to the state police barracks, where he was …
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I Don’t Like This Picture. Can I Come In And Have You Take Another One, Officer?
Being forced to look at a bad picture of yourself can be a horrible feeling, especially when that picture is one meant for public consumption. But when public consumption equals the Columbus, Ohio police department’s Warrant Wednesday feature because you robbed a friend at gunpoint, it might be best to just suck it up, buttercup. …
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Who Needs Handcuffs? No, Seriously, I Have Handcuffs
It’s doubtful you’ll hear much arguing when you make a statement such as if you’re in business, it’s good to advertise. It’s a very true statement. But also a true statement is for every rule, there is an exception. And in the business world, that exception can usually be found right around the point where …
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Criminal Activity Is Spreading Like A Virus These Days
A group of taxi robbers who probably thought they were making off with money or something else of value will get something for their efforts. But unfortunately for them, that something might just turn out to be a shiny new case of Ebola. Bandits in Guinea got more than they bargained for when they stopped …
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You Have Some Weed? You Have Two Years?
Good news: Alvin Cross Junior doesn’t have to worry about being on probation anymore. Bad news: Because he’s going back to prison. Prosecutors said Cross’ probation officer received a text from Cross asking, “You have some weed?” Probation officers and drug agents raided Cross’ home and found a bag of cocaine. Cross plead guilty to …
These Bracelets Look A Lot Like Handcuffs
Some people can sleep through anything. Loud noises, commotion, the getaway half of their own robbery… The Sarasota County Sheriff’s Office said they were responding to a burglary call Monday at a residence in Nokomis, Fla., when they found Dion Davis, 29, asleep on a bed next to a bag of stolen jewelry. A cleaning …
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Always Bring A Bag!
Carin will get that title if nobody else does. When it comes to reasons for committing a bank robbery, you could certainly do a lot worse than Shawn Lee Canfield. He told police that he committed his because he needed money to go see his mother in Colorado (he’s in California). But now his mother …
Safe And Unsound
When a safe was stolen from a drug store in Swansboro, North Carolina, police were pretty sure that Ryan James Mullins might know where it went. Why? Because they caught up with him as he passed them while dragging the 8-foot tall beast behind his car, that’s why. They even got him on video, it …
Just A Drunk Ol’ Boy…
Were you to ask me what sort of person would do this, my answer would be either a drunk guy or a Floridian. In this case, I’d be right twice. Authorities say Travis Ryan Royal of Dunnellon was seen dragging a 48-inch, flat-screen television toward the front door of the Wal-Mart at 9570 SW State …
So You’re Saying I’m Not Supposed To Do The Ice Bucket Challenge And Then Donate Myself To The County Jail? Uh-oh
You had to know this would be happening sooner or later. Cops Arrest Wanted Ex-Con After He Posts “Ice Bucket Challenge” Video To Facebook A convicted felon being sought for violating parole was arrested after he posted an “Ice Bucket Challenge” video to Facebook, where it was spotted by a tipster who alerted Nebraska cops …