I Don’t Like This Picture. Can I Come In And Have You Take Another One, Officer?

Being forced to look at a bad picture of yourself can be a horrible feeling, especially when that picture is one meant for public consumption. But when public consumption equals the Columbus, Ohio police department’s Warrant Wednesday feature because you robbed a friend at gunpoint, it might be best to just suck it up, buttercup. …

Who Needs Handcuffs? No, Seriously, I Have Handcuffs

It’s doubtful you’ll hear much arguing when you make a statement such as if you’re in business, it’s good to advertise. It’s a very true statement. But also a true statement is for every rule, there is an exception. And in the business world, that exception can usually be found right around the point where …

Criminal Activity Is Spreading Like A Virus These Days

A group of taxi robbers who probably thought they were making off with money or something else of value will get something for their efforts. But unfortunately for them, that something might just turn out to be a shiny new case of Ebola. Bandits in Guinea got more than they bargained for when they stopped …

You Have Some Weed? You Have Two Years?

Good news: Alvin Cross Junior doesn’t have to worry about being on probation anymore. Bad news: Because he’s going back to prison. Prosecutors said Cross’ probation officer received a text from Cross asking, “You have some weed?” Probation officers and drug agents raided Cross’ home and found a bag of cocaine. Cross plead guilty to …

These Bracelets Look A Lot Like Handcuffs

Some people can sleep through anything. Loud noises, commotion, the getaway half of their own robbery… The Sarasota County Sheriff’s Office said they were responding to a burglary call Monday at a residence in Nokomis, Fla., when they found Dion Davis, 29, asleep on a bed next to a bag of stolen jewelry. A cleaning …

Just A Drunk Ol’ Boy…

Were you to ask me what sort of person would do this, my answer would be either a drunk guy or a Floridian. In this case, I’d be right twice. Authorities say Travis Ryan Royal of Dunnellon was seen dragging a 48-inch, flat-screen television toward the front door of the Wal-Mart at 9570 SW State …

So You’re Saying I’m Not Supposed To Do The Ice Bucket Challenge And Then Donate Myself To The County Jail? Uh-oh

You had to know this would be happening sooner or later. Cops Arrest Wanted Ex-Con After He Posts “Ice Bucket Challenge” Video To Facebook A convicted felon being sought for violating parole was arrested after he posted an “Ice Bucket Challenge” video to Facebook, where it was spotted by a tipster who alerted Nebraska cops …

I’ll Huff And I’ll Puff And I’ll…Fall Over And Get Arrested Once They Let Me Out Of The Hospital

The list of reasons not to rob a bank is a fairly long one. Had Shantoria Valentine bothered to construct such a list, I wonder if she would have been smart enough to include “I have no getaway car and running 3 blocks just ain’t gonna happen” on it. Mike Wadleigh noticed a woman hurrying …