Hey Honey, Get A Picture Of Me With This Bar From My Cell

This site and many others are full of stories about dumb things criminals have posted on Facebook. It’s gotten to the point where it’s almost not weird or funny anymore, so we let a lot of them slip bye without comment. But every now and then you run across a Steven Mulhall. A thief who’s …

A Shocking Crime

Here’s a post that most definitely needs itself a soundtrack. 36-Year-old Michael Harper has been sentenced to a year in prison for an attempted metal theft at a power substation in Leicester, England. But that’s small potatoes compared to the sentence of life long disfigurement he received while the crime was in progress. Remember how …

We Are The Champions…Of Failed Robbery

I post this mainly because I find it amusing and it fits in with what we do here, but also because any excuse to watch this video again is good enough for me. It’s always nice to hear stories of people with disabilities getting into new fields and breaking new ground. Well, maybe not always. …

On The Run…Out

When you’re on the run, little things you should remember to do are sometimes going to fall through the cracks. You’re in a hurry, you’re in a panic and people in that state sometimes forget things. But no matter what, you should always…always(!) make sure you have enough gas in the car to get you …

Another Shoplift With A Cop Arrest, But There May Be Hope For This One

There’s been yet another Shop With A Cop shoplifting arrest. A few more and this may need its own tag. More than 24 Sarpy County Sheriff’s Department deputies were in the store at the time. Some of the deputies taking 75 underprivileged children holiday shopping noticed a man running from the Walmart with electronics in …

“So We’re Even Now,” Asked The Universe?

There are a lot of good reasons not to shoplift, and to them we can now add because when you get caught and are being questioned, somebody might be outside making off with a bunch of your stuff. Korin Vanhouten, 47, and Eldon Alexander, 36, were let go after being cited for attempting to shoplift …

Hello, 911? We Wouldn’t Like To Report A Robbery, But We’re Too Stupid Not To

Reason 17392 why you A: never program 911 into your cellphone contacts and B: always lock the aforementioned cellphone: If you knock off a Target to the tune of some DVDs and video games and then want to brag about it while you’re getting away, the getaway might suddenly become much more difficult than you …

What A Dmubass

I imagine there are quite a few vandals roaming around with a less than adequate grasp of spelling, but I’m not sure how many of them are as consistent or as easy to catch as Adam Hall. Last month, somebody Vandalized Brittany Speckman’s car. Whoever it was bent the license plate, keyed it and scratched …