You’d think, though wrongly it would seem, that the fear of police that’s generally built into drug users and dealers would stop this kind of thing from happening. But yet again we have a customer not getting what was paid for and calling 911 in to act as a Better Business Bureau of sorts. This …
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Another Shoplift With A Cop Arrest, But There May Be Hope For This One
There’s been yet another Shop With A Cop shoplifting arrest. A few more and this may need its own tag. More than 24 Sarpy County Sheriff’s Department deputies were in the store at the time. Some of the deputies taking 75 underprivileged children holiday shopping noticed a man running from the Walmart with electronics in …
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“So We’re Even Now,” Asked The Universe?
There are a lot of good reasons not to shoplift, and to them we can now add because when you get caught and are being questioned, somebody might be outside making off with a bunch of your stuff. Korin Vanhouten, 47, and Eldon Alexander, 36, were let go after being cited for attempting to shoplift …
Hello, 911? We Wouldn’t Like To Report A Robbery, But We’re Too Stupid Not To
Reason 17392 why you A: never program 911 into your cellphone contacts and B: always lock the aforementioned cellphone: If you knock off a Target to the tune of some DVDs and video games and then want to brag about it while you’re getting away, the getaway might suddenly become much more difficult than you …
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What A Dmubass
I imagine there are quite a few vandals roaming around with a less than adequate grasp of spelling, but I’m not sure how many of them are as consistent or as easy to catch as Adam Hall. Last month, somebody Vandalized Brittany Speckman’s car. Whoever it was bent the license plate, keyed it and scratched …
Welcome To The Second Annual Shoplift With A Cop
For the second year in a row, there’s been a shoplifting arrest at a Shop With a Cop event. I’m hoping this is something we can expect every year, like Christmas and the Darwin Awards. Loss prevention officers at the Wal-Mart on Acton Lane saw a man in a back room cutting open packages of …
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Two Calls, One Boat
Hello, 911? My name is William Hodges and I need your help. My boat has run out of gas. I’m about a mile from shore in the Gulf of Mexico and I’d rather not be stuck out here in this 17 foot crab boat all day. Thanks. Hello, 911? I’m calling from the I.C. Sharks …
If Nothing Else, This Will Prepare Him For A Future Full Of Being Locked Inside Small Spaces
If Brent Jameson Morgan has a day job, let’s hope he holds onto it rather than trying to make a living out of his apparent car theft hobby. RCMP Cpl. Craig Douglass said Monday that Morgan allegedly jumped into the idling Corvette just as the owner was putting away a charger used to revive the …
The Smarter Criminals Will Needle Him For This In Prison
I really think our drug-dealing apartment dweller has moved on. If not, it’s someone just as dumb. Instead of just asking random folk who pass him by, he decided to post flyers in the neighbourhood saying “heroin for sale” complete with his address, phone number, and name! Not surprisingly, the police got very interested and …
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Started Off A Witness, Became A Suspect
I’ve heard of other people joining in to rob a place once someone had smashed a window. But I don’t often hear about the ones who join in reporting the initial crime and saying they were witnesses. Well, the ones who called it in have now been arrested, and funnily enough, the first guy is …