We Are The Champions…Of Failed Robbery

I post this mainly because I find it amusing and it fits in with what we do here, but also because any excuse to watch this video again is good enough for me. It’s always nice to hear stories of people with disabilities getting into new fields and breaking new ground. Well, maybe not always. …

On The Run…Out

When you’re on the run, little things you should remember to do are sometimes going to fall through the cracks. You’re in a hurry, you’re in a panic and people in that state sometimes forget things. But no matter what, you should always…always(!) make sure you have enough gas in the car to get you …

Another Shoplift With A Cop Arrest, But There May Be Hope For This One

There’s been yet another Shop With A Cop shoplifting arrest. A few more and this may need its own tag. More than 24 Sarpy County Sheriff’s Department deputies were in the store at the time. Some of the deputies taking 75 underprivileged children holiday shopping noticed a man running from the Walmart with electronics in …

“So We’re Even Now,” Asked The Universe?

There are a lot of good reasons not to shoplift, and to them we can now add because when you get caught and are being questioned, somebody might be outside making off with a bunch of your stuff. Korin Vanhouten, 47, and Eldon Alexander, 36, were let go after being cited for attempting to shoplift …

Hello, 911? We Wouldn’t Like To Report A Robbery, But We’re Too Stupid Not To

Reason 17392 why you A: never program 911 into your cellphone contacts and B: always lock the aforementioned cellphone: If you knock off a Target to the tune of some DVDs and video games and then want to brag about it while you’re getting away, the getaway might suddenly become much more difficult than you …

What A Dmubass

I imagine there are quite a few vandals roaming around with a less than adequate grasp of spelling, but I’m not sure how many of them are as consistent or as easy to catch as Adam Hall. Last month, somebody Vandalized Brittany Speckman’s car. Whoever it was bent the license plate, keyed it and scratched …

Welcome To The Second Annual Shoplift With A Cop

For the second year in a row, there’s been a shoplifting arrest at a Shop With a Cop event. I’m hoping this is something we can expect every year, like Christmas and the Darwin Awards. Loss prevention officers at the Wal-Mart on Acton Lane saw a man in a back room cutting open packages of …

If Nothing Else, This Will Prepare Him For A Future Full Of Being Locked Inside Small Spaces

If Brent Jameson Morgan has a day job, let’s hope he holds onto it rather than trying to make a living out of his apparent car theft hobby. RCMP Cpl. Craig Douglass said Monday that Morgan allegedly jumped into the idling Corvette just as the owner was putting away a charger used to revive the …