Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
We’ve said it many times. there are good times and bad times for robberies. What those are can sometimes be debated since everybody likes slightly different working conditions. But no matter how you feel about either side, it’s hard to make even the flimsiest of arguments in favour of the working habits ofMark Burgin. Burgin, …
Continue reading “The Cuffs On His Wrists Weren’t As Nice As The Watch, But He Needed Them More”
Poor Juan Aguirre. He just can’t get satisfied. I guess he really needed a porn fix, so broke into an adult video store and stole six DVD’s…well, the cases for them, anyway. Seeing the cases on display, I guess he thought those videos would look like good choices. Too bad those were the cases there …
Sorry it’s been so quiet around here this week. I’ve been feeling mostly like garbage, and Carin’s been busy with things much cooler than feeling like garbage. I can tell I’m still not right. If I was, it would be a lot easier than it’s proving to be for me to write about this idiot. …
Just reading what went down in this story has me laughing, because a little movie has started to form in my head of how it might have happened. Come on, the imagination gets working any time a burglary involves a pregnant woman getting stuck in a ventilation system. So let’s set the scene. Two dudes, …
Continue reading “And They’re Off!…To Jail…And The Hospital…”
The world sure is serving me up some easy material today. I certainly am not about to complain. Look what we have here. Yet another fool who figured out a little too late that the monitor part of the phrase court ordered ankle monitor means that the thing the nice officer put on your ankle …
Continue reading “It Wasn’t Hard Before, But Keeping Tabs On Him Will Be Even Easier Now”
There are a lot of things I don’t understand. One of them is how criminals, drug dealing ones specifically, manage to text the authorities with sales offers on a semi-regular basis. Is it common to have cops in your contacts, or are that many people simply that unlucky? Perhaps we should ask Amy R. Horman …
Hey there Jesse Hippolite. If you want to pull off a series of robberies, it’s probably not a good idea to change your name on Facebook to Willie Sutton Jr. If police think it *might* be you they’re looking for, they know it is now.
We interrupt the audio to make fun of somebody. Believe me, there will be more audio. We’re not even half done our ideas. This started off as a regular carjacking. Somebody left their car running, somebody saw opportunity and jumped in. Except…the car was full of vocal passengers. The unnamed carjacker jumped in the driver’s …
Question: You’ve been bonded out of jail after being charged with the theft of $300000 in equipment from oilfields around southwest Oklahoma. One of the conditions of your release is that you have to wear one of those GPS ankle monitors. What should you do with yourself now that you’re free? If your answer involves …
So. One of the fellows to whom you’ve sold heroin seems to have run into some trouble with the product. In fact, he’s overdosing. My oh my, but this is quite the pickle. Whatever shall you do? Call for help? Are you kidding? If anybody comes in here, you’re going down for sure. This is …