I Keep On Trying It, But Crime Ain’t My Thang

If you’re planning on committing a home invasion, it’s probably a bad idea to bring along a t-shirt with an old mugshot of yourself and the words “Making Money Is My Thang” on it. If you must do that, it *is* a good idea to make sure that shirtleaves the scene of the crime with …

Mr. Cab Driver, Won’t Stop To Let Me Rob Him

The cabby in this story is one lucky bastard. And the armed robber is kinda dumb. Late at night, a cab driver picked up a guy. The guy got in the back of the car and ordered the cabby to give him everything he had and put the gun against the back of the cabby’s …

Kids Say The Most Incriminating Things

As a kid, I could be a bit of a brat. I could also be quite the blabbermouth. If I heard it, and I thought it was amusing or worth a story, it was comin’ out. Sometimes, this made my parents very very mad when I mentioned embarrassing things like dogs drinking out of the …

Give Charges/He Dumb

When you have the limited grammar skills possessed by Joe Nathan Michael, I would understand why you might have to resort to robbery to make money. He walked into the bank, and his note said only “Give money/I gun.” The teller gave him some money, along with some other tracking device type thinggies, and the …

Maybe He Can Perfect His Dance Moves In Jail

Here’s another little story of a fellow who stole a laptop from the wrong guy. He thought he’d just stolen a random laptop. But it belonged to Mark Bao, who knows a thing or two about using computers. So, Bao went a clickin’ and a searchin’ and got into his own hard drive remotely. Hmmm, …

I Order You To Hang Up! If You Don’t, We’ll Be Delivered To Jail

The order a pizza, then rob the delivery person when it gets to where you are trick has been done many times by many people, sometimes even successfully. But if you’re considering trying it yourself, you’ll want to think about leaving out the wrinkle that 19-year-old Kevon Whitfield and his group of friendsput in. Police …

Her Story Is As Real As The Meat In A Fast Food Hamburger

Last week, you all heardthe amazing story of Kimesa Smith.If you’ve somehow managed to forget, she’s the one who busted up the Burger King during spring break after being dissatisfied with the service. Believe it or not, things have just taken another twist. Turns out that Kimesa Smith didn’t trash any restaurant,Nekiva Vonte Hardy did. …

>Lights, Camera, Guilty!

>We didn’t know the names Joshua VanSlyke, Anthony VanSlyke or Gregory Williams when we built theMaster Criminalssection, but they were exactly the type of fellas we had in mind at the time. Here they areproviding running commentary as they head over to a buddy’s house…to rob the guy. Not even the clear sound of sirens …

He Was, And It’s A Good Bet He’ll Be Back

Here’s a stupid idea. After being arrested for passing some fraudulent cheques, Michael Coe, 24, was cooling his heels in a police interview room, waiting his turn. Rather than bad cheques, now he was left to pass the time. And as sure as I’m writing the words you are reading right now, he could have …