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Remember Nathan Wayne Pugh? Well if you didn’t remember him, there’s a reminder. He’s the dipshit who robbed a bank, but when asked for ID by the teller, gave her 2 pieces of it. Then he tried to take a woman and a baby hostage, but she kinda tackled him. In the second story, it …
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If you’re planning on committing a home invasion, it’s probably a bad idea to bring along a t-shirt with an old mugshot of yourself and the words “Making Money Is My Thang” on it. If you must do that, it *is* a good idea to make sure that shirtleaves the scene of the crime with …
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The cabby in this story is one lucky bastard. And the armed robber is kinda dumb. Late at night, a cab driver picked up a guy. The guy got in the back of the car and ordered the cabby to give him everything he had and put the gun against the back of the cabby’s …
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As a kid, I could be a bit of a brat. I could also be quite the blabbermouth. If I heard it, and I thought it was amusing or worth a story, it was comin’ out. Sometimes, this made my parents very very mad when I mentioned embarrassing things like dogs drinking out of the …
When you have the limited grammar skills possessed by Joe Nathan Michael, I would understand why you might have to resort to robbery to make money. He walked into the bank, and his note said only “Give money/I gun.” The teller gave him some money, along with some other tracking device type thinggies, and the …
Here’s another little story of a fellow who stole a laptop from the wrong guy. He thought he’d just stolen a random laptop. But it belonged to Mark Bao, who knows a thing or two about using computers. So, Bao went a clickin’ and a searchin’ and got into his own hard drive remotely. Hmmm, …
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Hey there Marissa Mark. Psst. I have a little tip for ya. Cmere. Sit down. Ya see, if you’re going to hire a hit man, you have to do it all quiet like. You have to be, you know, discrete. So, using a website called hitmanforhire.com and using PayPal to pay for the deed
The order a pizza, then rob the delivery person when it gets to where you are trick has been done many times by many people, sometimes even successfully. But if you’re considering trying it yourself, you’ll want to think about leaving out the wrinkle that 19-year-old Kevon Whitfield and his group of friendsput in. Police …
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Last week, you all heardthe amazing story of Kimesa Smith.If you’ve somehow managed to forget, she’s the one who busted up the Burger King during spring break after being dissatisfied with the service. Believe it or not, things have just taken another twist. Turns out that Kimesa Smith didn’t trash any restaurant,Nekiva Vonte Hardy did. …
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>We didn’t know the names Joshua VanSlyke, Anthony VanSlyke or Gregory Williams when we built theMaster Criminalssection, but they were exactly the type of fellas we had in mind at the time. Here they areproviding running commentary as they head over to a buddy’s house…to rob the guy. Not even the clear sound of sirens …