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“Hello, 911? Yes. My name is Antonio Recinos and I would like to lodge a complaint. “So what happened was I was trying to buy…Oh excuse me operator, I see one of Connecticut’s finest in the area, so if you don’t mind I’ll skip the middle man and present my concerns directly. thank you, you …
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They just don’t make criminals like they used to. Our first case of what the hell is Timothy Chapek. He broke into someone’s house, inexplicably took a shower, then heard the homeowners come home, and freaked out. Did he hide in a closet or maybe wait for them to go away or perhaps try to …
This story of a fellow who couldn’t spell Robert Taylor is even funnier than the story of Coronica Jackson, or something, which I swear we posted about, but I can’t for the life of me find it on the blog. I do have to give Amos Ashley some credit. At least he didn’t pick an …
This is almost as bad as the shop with a cop incident, or the use a counterfeit cheque amid 40 police cruisers incident. The only thing that makes it *almost* as bad is the fact that these two dumbasses only tried to rob the place in front of 4 police officers. Jacob Wallace and Robert …
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You know, I’m glad Caira Ferguson is as dumb as she is. Her stupidity may have saved her daughter. One day, six months ago, Ferguson thought it would be a swell plan to duct tape her 18-month-old kid into a chair, even duct taping her mouth, and take a picture. The picture was put up …
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It seems that social networking criminals are no longer content to get themselves arrested simply by staying logged in on a victim’s computer. Ifthe story of Rodney Knightis an indication of things to come, the job of the police just got a lot easier. Knight broke in to the Northwest home of Washington Post writer …
Here are two scary thoughts for anyone living in New York. There’s an ambulance company there that allows persistent violent felons to drive their ambulances, and one of them was dumb enough to use the ambulance as a getaway vehicle after a robbery. Kevin Cheeks had been driving the ambulance for a couple of months. …
Ya know, showing an unloaded gun to someone in an attempt to rob them might work in some places, but I don’t think it’ll work too well at a gun shop. It didn’t in this case, since the owner had a loaded gun of his own. Not only that, but the robber, who also set …
Here’s a story fit to make me cackle. Three punks decided that they had the perfect situation. A nasty snow storm was causing lots of motorists to be stuck. So, they would arrive next to the stuck car, and the desperate motorist would think they were coming to help. But no no no. they were …
Sing a song of calamity. Here’s another guy who is not meant for a life of crime, although it seems crime goes far back in his life. Things were not going well for Randall Scott Strait at all when he decided to rob a corner store. First of all, he didn’t even come with a …