Sing a song of calamity. Here’s another guy who is not meant for a life of crime, although it seems crime goes far back in his life. Things were not going well for Randall Scott Strait at all when he decided to rob a corner store. First of all, he didn’t even come with a …
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He Left No Witnesses, But Lots Of Evidence
So some boys broke into an abandoned apartment complex and stole some stuff. But then one of the boys decided they couldn’t leave any witnesses, so killed the goldfish that were in the tank. Didn’t anybody tell this kid that a. goldfish don’t talk, and b. goldfish have a three-second memory? So now, on top …
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She’s Not Scooting Out The Door So Fast
If you’re going to shoplift from a store, and you use a scooter because you’re kinda on the big side, make sure your scooter can fit through the exit. Otherwise, it will all be for nothing, wouldn’t you say, Jerrie Perkins? Maybe you should have snuck the stuff out by hiding it in your rolls …
Closed For Robbers, Open For Business
Apparently, all you have to do to get rid of some robbers is tell them the bank is closing. Then they just walk away quickly. But on the other hand, most robbers don’t hand you illegible notes on ripped paper plates, so this may not work so well.
One-Armed Bandit
Wow. Here’s a whole new level of failed robbery. This fellow was a regular customer. He lived in the apartment complex of one of the tellers. the bag of money wouldn’t fit through the slot. and finally, his prosthetic arm popped off while he was being arrested. Yup, that’s what the story says. I don’t …
Don’t Smoke And Dial
I have no idea how many methods there may be for determining how much trouble you could find yourself in should you get busted growing marijuana, but I do know that calling 911 and asking whoever picks up the phone had never crossed my mind as being on the list. It did however cross what …
Power Outage Or Intelligence Outage?
We have talked about people burglarizing houses and staying around to watch porn or go on their Facebook or MySpace, but thanks to Cody Wilkins, we have a new one. You see, the power was out at his house last week due to the crazy weather. He liked to break into places and take jewellery, …
>Hittingonchildren@federalprison.com
>There’s no such thing as the proper time, place or method for a 50-year-old man to communicate with his teenaged girlfriend, but if there were, I’m sure we could all agree that the time wouldn’t be whenever he could, the place wouldn’t be from inside a Marion, Illinois federal prison where he is currently incarcerated …
Free-Dumb: The Police Got A Free Dose Of Dumb, And He’s Dumb And Not Free.
If you’re looking for someone to carjack, a uniformed deputy in a sheriff’s inmate van probably isn’t your best choice. You’ll likely end up on the inside of that van, but not driving it. Wouldn’t you agree, Leonard Baskerville?
Luckily For Him, He Stayed Unleaded.
I guess one thing I can say about this guy is he didn’t bring his kids to the scene of the crime, like some of our other prizes have. No, he left the kids, both under 5, at home alone when he went out to rob a gas station. Then he came back home. Too …