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If you’re on surveillance footage robbing a store while your partner shoots the clerk dead, it’s probably not a good idea to come back to the store and tell a TV reporter how mad you are for being branded a suspect. You might as well just turn yourself in, because if the reporter’s any good, …
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Here’s a weird one. There’s a store in Edmonton devoted to saving things from going into the landfill. People pay a couple of bucks to drop something off, and then it’s free for anyone to take. It’s called the free store. Yup, the free store. People just take stuff, ya know, for free. Well, somebody …
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Man I love easy posts, especially since my brain wants to crank out posts, but can’t. Here’s a guy who’s not meant for a life of crime because he’s too lazy to get out of his car. Seriously. He drives up to drive-through windows, waves a gun, they close the window, and he drives off. …
If you’ve just broken into a nearby house and car, even if you are stranded in a park, do you think it’s a good idea to ask the police for a ride? I have to wonder if Zannish Frazier just wanted to get caught.
If you’re going to steal razor blades, taking them out of the package is probably not a good idea because you could cut yourself. Then all they have to do is follow the blood trail. Isn’t that right, Michael Barton?
Joe Colclasure thought he was doing pretty well. While trying to rob a bank, he jumped over the counter and got into the vault, but when an employee spotted him, he slammed the vault door shut on his own hand. Also, several people recognized him. Fail!
Jason Lee Davis sounds like a total mess. Just look at all the charges to do with drugs, domestic violence and theft. But I think the most memorable charge he’ll ever have involves Davis crapping all over himself and the clothes he was shoplifting and passing out on the grass. Ug. Apparently he just lost …
There are two reasons I’m posting this. First, the idea of an old lady robbing a bank and a getaway driver who had no idea he was a getaway driver is hilarious. Also, driving up to the bank in a black jaguar probably isn’t the smartest plan. I mean, you don’t blend in when you …
Brittney Sykes and Emma Westhusing were doing pretty well. Without using weapons, their first ever attempt at bank robbery pulled in a cool $1370, and they even managed a clean getaway. But you’re reading this here, so I’m sure you won’t be surprised to learn that things hardlyended upas well as they started out. It’s …
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Ok, that seals it. We now need a wrong number tag, and I’m making it just as soon as I put this up. I’ve said it before. If you’re dealing drugs or doing any sort of criminal activity, and you’re using your phone to do it, triple check you’re texting the right number. Otherwise, you …