I first read this story because it involved a dude stuffing 8 steaks down his pants and running off with them, and I thought he might have had a less than pleasant encounter with a police dog. But oh no, that didn’t happen. What did happen was pretty funny. A store employee noticed that the …
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Give Me All The Money And A Friggin Heart Attack, Why Don’t Ya?
I’m sure that robbing a grocery store is a real handful, but there have to be better ways of freeing up some hand space thansetting your gun on the counter while you shovel money out of the register. The suspect showed Wilmer his handgun and the clerk threw money at him. “It just shocked me,” …
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Signs Point To Yes
I’ve heard of robbers crying, apologizing, or losing their nerve, but I don’t think I’ve heard of a robber asking their victim if this was a bad idea. I’ve also not heard of a robber punching someone in the face and then staying around to find glasses that had been knocked off during the struggle, …
Now, people don’t run from The law, they run to it!
Here comes another one who just randomly asked a cop if there was a warrant for her arrest. But when the cop told Selma Elmore that yes, in fact, there was one, she took off running and slammed the cop into a building! Listen lady, if you don’t want to know the answer, don’t ask …
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You Have The Right To Admit You’re Stupid.
Wow! This is just amazingly dumb. I can’t think of something quite this dumb that I’ve heard in a while. We’ve talked about people accidentally incriminating themselves in all kinds of ways, but never have we seen someone do it on purpose. We have now. The story says that the officer was pumping gas, when …
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Say Cheez-Its
What kind of weird burglar poses for a photograph by a neighbour, while holding some of the stolen stuff? He broke into a house, stole some electronics and jewellery, grabbed a baseball cap and wore it, and took a box of cheez-its, eating them as he left. A neighbour saw him, and thought he didn’t …
How Is It Not Yours If It Was Up Yours?
I’ve watched lots of episodes of Cops in my day. Many many times, people say the drugs cops find in the car, or in the backpack, or even in the pocket of the guy’s pants who they’re arresting don’t belong to him. But never, ever, have bags of drugs been pulled from someone’s butt crack …
What A Crappy Plan
Oh my my. I’d hate to see the collective IQ at this family reunion if Donald Denney and his son Donald Denney are any indication. I mean, they didn’t even bother putting Jr. on one and Sr. on the other. I can see it all now when the younger Denney was born. Young Donald: Waaaaa!Proud …
There Goes A Life Of Crime Down The Toilet
As we grow from children to teenagers and eventually into adults, our parents teach us many valuable things. One of the most important yet somehow overlooked among them is always go to the bathroom before you leave the house. If you don’t, they tell you, you’re going to have to go at a bad time …
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Making It Easy For Cops
If you’ve stolen a car, do you think it’s a good idea to drive around with your arm out the window with music pounding? Preston Renninger did, now he’s in jail. I guess it was partly bad timing. Police were taking a report of a stolen car from Sergio Vial. As they were putting the …