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I have to wonder if Crystal Whitaker went to the Shannon Cooper school of shoplifting. Whitaker was in a JCPenney store with a friend and her ten-month-old baby. The two women tried to hide a bunch of clothes in a bag and run, but were confronted. So they ran…the only thing is they left the …
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Here are another couple of folks who aren’t meant for a life of crime. When you decide to shoplift, if you do decide to pay for other stuff, don’t forget to take your debit card when you “run, ma, run!” Yes, it was a mother and her 19-year-old son who were shoplifting. Just great. But …
Here’s a note for Justin S. Johnson, and all other forgers out there. If you’re going to forge a cheque, make it for a reasonable amount that someone might possess in their account and might not miss. A million dollars is not considered reasonable. For one, a bank wouldn’t have a million dollars in cash …
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We don’t have a name on this 43-year-old robber, but I think I’ll nickname him Goldfish, because I think he has just as long a memory. This is the story. Police in New Westminster were leisurely strolling from the police station to a Starbucks. On their way, they encountered Goldfish and had a conversation with …
“Hello, police? I’ve got a bit of a situation here. “So I’m standing out herewith this 83-year-old man pinned up against a wall while I go through his pockets.You know, just minding my own business when this hooligan comes up from out of nowhere and punches me right in the face! I’d like the bastard …
Hey there Alexander M. Lemke. I know you’re hungry, and probably high, but I don’t think you need McDonald’s burgers so bad that you have to steal your neighbour’s car to go get the burgers. But if you do steal your neighbour’s car, it’s probably a good idea to pay for your burgers with conventional …
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Listen, Dennis Hawkins, a disguise is supposed to help you blend in. Thus, I don’t think an outfit composed of clown pants, a blond wig and fake boobs under a sweater is the way to go. It’s also not good to walk around in said outfit asking for rides after the dye pack from the …
Laura Jane Murray should have stopped at robbing two banks. Then, she might have been in the clear. But oh no, she had to rob a third one, and that’s when she locked herself out of her own getaway vehicle. She robbed the bank, ran out to her getaway car, and….crap! Her keys were inside! …
If you’re stealing security equipment from a store, you would think they would have security equipment that would capture your theft attempts. That would be a safe assumption, now wouldn’t it, Terrance Mitchell? I thought so.
Ha ha ha ha ha. This is just awesome. I think this is a message from above that Horatio Toure should stop pickpocketing. He stole the wrong item. I guess he was walking along, and saw a woman’s iPhone. He felt he must have it immediately, so snatched it and ran off. Little did he …