When You Dine And Dash, Don’t Dash Too Fast

Here’s a group of women who should just forget about doing the whole dine and dash thing. They’re no good at it. Three women who appeared to be a little looped out on something came to a waffle house and managed to eat enough to have a $40 bill. Then, they ran off, but two …

>He Was Tired Of Checking His Spelling

>You would think that a cop, who likely had seen enough dumb forgeries done by criminals, would not commit one himself, But that’s what Ryan Barker did. He had been off duty for a few days, and instead of getting a doctor’s note, he just thought he’d make one. He might have gotten away with …

Scare The Drug Dealer. Good Boy!

Hehehehe! I love it when stuff like this happens. It’s just so awesome. A couple of dudes were trafficking drugs, and happened to be making some transfers near where some cops were checking for prostitutes. They were wondering what was up with the dudes, so tried to stop them. The drug-trafficking dudes really didn’t want …

So Now He Hears The Voice Of Reason?

Ha ha ha ha ha, Kenneth Hoknes, I laugh at you. I laugh and laugh and laugh. You managed to convince a judge that you were out of your tree, thus not responsible for some weird break-ins that you committed. Now that you realize that that label will be with you for a long, long …

Shot Through The Heart, And You’re To Blame, You Give Custody Plots A Bad Name

I understand wanting custody of your kid and being desperate, but your choices of plans should not include getting your buddy to shoot you and making it look like your ex-wife’s new boyfriend did it. For one, if the framing doesn’t go well, you may end up going down hard, and then you certainly won’t …

Liar Liar, Can’t Set Car On Fire

We’ve heard it since we were little children that it’s better to tell the truth than to lie, because lies eventually catch up with you, and the truth makes more sense. Here’s a perfect example of that. The first story that Sara Blasse told upon arriving at the hospital with a broken arm was that …

He Didn’t Pay For The Items, And He Didn’t Pay His Bail Either!

Ronald T. White sounds like quite the dumbass. He was arrested on shoplifting charges. He paid his bail, $400 worth of it, but some of the money was fake. Then, after getting home, he realized that he shouldn’t have been made to pay bail for one of the warrants. So, he marched right back in …

Parlez-Vous Français? Oh! Merd!

This story about a woman not realizing a police officer from India could speak French and consequently busting herself makes me think of a story of my own. But first, hers. A woman and her boyfriend tried to commit a little insurance fraud. They smashed their windows, made fake footprints and hid all their stuff, …

Twenty Years For A Couple Of Fools

It’s nice to see some mortgage scammers get what they deserve. Kurt F. Johnson and Dale Heineman were on trial for scamming some people and getting 3 million dollars from them. As a way to somehow wiggle out of having a trial, they said they would represent themselves, and then did stupid things like filing …