This is what Carlos Roberto Medina-Bailon looked like before he decided to escape from jail via climbing into a dumpster, whose contents were subsequentlycrushed by the garbage truck’s trash compactor and buried in the landfill. He was working as a trusty in the kitchen downstairs in jail, helping to prepare breakfast, when he escaped. After …
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Hot And Ready…To Go To Jail
I guess we can add Nathan Jay Seidel and Tyler Joseph McLaughin to the list of folks not meant to commit crimes. They called for a pizza, and when the delivery man arrived, they pulled a gun on him and demanded his money. He gave them two pizzas, money and his cellphone…but then Seidel dropped …
Stick ‘Em Up, Or I’ll Make You All Sticky
What a dope. I guess, at least Jose Alejandro Romero had something in the waistband of his pants, and it was sort of a gun. Too bad it was only a caulking gun. And did he think a good accomplice would be a transgender prostitute? That’s kinda a memorable accomplice. I guess the cops haven’t …
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I’ll Have The Breast And A Wing, And The Cops Can Have The Collar When They Get Here
I understand that robbery is the kind of hard work that can make a man mighty hungry, but at the same time I also understand that sitting down to enjoy your hard earned mealin the restaurant you just held up with an air gunis a poor, poor idea. There’s an unidentified 38-year-old British criminal who …
*Clang*! Guilty!
Methinks Thomas Peno doesn’t even need a trial. When he’s in court for getting drunk and breaking into cars, and on a break, manages to get drunk and break into a car, he’s pretty much in the bag. And this is his 40th arrest. You can see he feels right at home.
You Can’t Outrun The Long Arm Of The Law…With Only One Lung
Aww. Poor Steven Kyle. He just can’t win for losin’. Well, it kind of looked like he was going to win, but then he turned out to be a loser. Kyle came into the jewellery store, in search of an engagement ring, or so he said. But after looking at ring after ring, he started …
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His Cell Mate Will Keep Him Plenty Warm I’m Sure
Yes, walking home in the cold sucks. But you know what sucks more?going to jail for carjacking an off-duty Chicago police officer because you figured driving would be more comfortable. For doing that very thing, George Floyd, 17, faces charges of vehicular hijacking, aggravated battery to a peace officer and aggravated fleeing as well as …
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Home, James…And Make It Fast!
Thanks, Ann, for this one. Ya know, if you’re going to rob a place, your getaway vehicle shouldn’t be overly memorable. It should be a car that looks like pretty much any other car out there, not, oh, say, a stretch Hummer limo. That whole escape thing didn’t work so well.
I Think Jail Is A Safer Place For Him Than Coming Home To Mom
Carlos Mitchell, you should just forget about leading a life of crime because it’s not your thing. Let me explain a few things to you. Don’t rob the bank in which you were just trying to open an account the day before. If you were just in there trying to open an account, they likely …
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I’m About To Say Something Stupid!
Oh boy. Time to add something you shouldn’t do to our list.don’t text someone about how you’re about to rob someone, and then drop your phone at the scene, and don’t say “I’m about to commit a crime” on your phone right outside somebody’s window before breaking into the neighbour’s house. Got that, Kevin Wayne …