So, we established that you shouldn’t text while holding someone at gunpoint. Now, we think it’s a good idea to change that rule to “just don’t put the gun down.” If Jason Robinson had followed this rule, he wouldn’t have set the gun down to count the money he just stole. He also wouldn’t have …
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They Got the Smash Part Down…
Here’s a pair of guys who were not meant to be burglars. They broke into a nail salon to steal a 42-inch TV, but couldn’t get it out of its brackets. So they left. The salon-owner repaired the door, only to have the pair return a night later and fail to get the TV out …
Hey Prick, Can You Help A Brother Out?
Somewhat perhaps maybe kinda ok idea: Flagging down a police officer and asking for a ride to the nearest town.Poor idea: Doing so by flipping the officer the bird.You’re pretty stupid and should probably refrain from coming up with ideas:Doing the above while carrying 2 stolen credit cards, an iPod charger and a GPS unit. …
How Many Fools Does It Take To Write A Bad Cheque? That Depends, Are We Talking English Or French?
If your plan for scoring yourself some easy cash involves creating a fake federal government cheque and then trying to cash it, it is always wise to make sure thatthe amounts you write out in English and French are what they’re supposed to be. This important detail was overlooked by an unidentified 36-year-old man who …
I Think It Might Be Their Time To Quit
You know you’re way too into smoking when you figure out how to escape from prison, do so with apparent ease, find a store, steal a wack of cigarettes from it and thenuse your escape hatch to get back into the jail you had just broken out of. Believe it or not, somebody really did …
"I’m Not Going To Jail And You Can’t Make Me!" "Oh Yeah? Betcha I Can!"
What is up with people shoplifting with their kids? We had the doctor and his wife, the chick stealing the ‘101 ways to be a great mom’ book while her kids watched, and now, we have a mom who wouldn’t mind making her getaway without her kid. Luckily, a quick-thinking customer grabbed the kid and …
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Talk Softly And Carry An Empty Bag
It appears to be robbery story day around here. Now that we’ve discussedhowandhow notto eat your note, it’s time for our next lesson. that lesson is simple. Speak up, lest your attempt fail as did that ofCarlie McDuffie. The incident happened at approximately 10:38 a.m. at the Family Dollar, 2120 Saxon Blvd. The clerk told …
The Confession Would Come Out Of Her Mouth One Way Or Another
You know the phrase “You can’t unring the bell?” Well, there should be also one that says “You can’t ungive the robbery note.” Lois Harvey learned this lesson recently. I guess she came into the bank and walked up to the teller, all full of confidence. She was going to rob the bank. She handed …
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From One Kind Of Cell To Another
If you kill someone and then use their cell phone to tell their family they’ve moved, a. make sure the person usually texts, and b. if you receive a text back from the dead person, don’t run to where you’ve stashed the body to make sure it’s still there. I’m sure Paul Edwards is regretting …
This Is A Hold-Up…And I Can’t Hold It.
I know robbing a place can be stressful, but it’s always good to wait to relieve oneself until you get home, wouldn’t you say, Sean P. Almond? Peeing right behind the store you just robbed, while holding the stolen cash, is probably not going to lead to a successful getaway. Hehehe, and his middle initial …